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Look, I only took the shrooms because Vinnie asked me to and I'd do anything for that stupid kid and I didn't want my client getting himself fucked up with only Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-dumber and Hobo-the-fuckface-clown and Pizza-Boy-the-Wonder-Midget to look after him. Bad things happen that way.
And yeah, I lied about being home but the sixty naked gay guys in the pool? That was NOT my fault. That was Lloyd being a cunt and the only reason he's not fired is because he's the only one who will answer the fucking bat phone on Christmas. I had nothing to do with it, I was seeing monsters in the fucking desert at the time.
And then I slept with Dana Gordon.
...Wait. No, I didn't. Why the fuck would I say...
I DID NOT SLEEP WITH DANA GORDON. RECENTLY.
And yeah, I lied about being home but the sixty naked gay guys in the pool? That was NOT my fault. That was Lloyd being a cunt and the only reason he's not fired is because he's the only one who will answer the fucking bat phone on Christmas. I had nothing to do with it, I was seeing monsters in the fucking desert at the time.
And then I slept with Dana Gordon.
...Wait. No, I didn't. Why the fuck would I say...
I DID NOT SLEEP WITH DANA GORDON. RECENTLY.