Can SHAZAM have ORGAZAM?

Feb 02, 2008 13:30


boutell has found what is perhaps the greatest personal ad ever taken out on Craigslist...

ANY WOMEN CAN GET SEX FROM A MAN BUT CAN SHE BE SATISFIED

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ABSOLUTLY NO MEN,LADIES ONLY

COMUNICATION AND SAFE SEX IS THE KEY and NO DRAMA

I HAVE TALKED TO MY FEMALE FRIENDS AND THEY ALWAYS TELL ME
THEY CAN GET SEX ANY WHERE BUT MY ANSWER HAS ALLWAYS BEEN CAN YOU GET SATISFIED? Have an ORGAZAM?
CAN YOU REALLY ENJOY YOUR EXPERINCE
YOU SEE LADIES, IT IS MUCH HARDER FOR A MAN TO HAVE SEX THAN A WOMEN! Believe it.
1 A MAN HAS TO NOT CLIMAX TO QUICK.LAST MORE THAN 2MINUTES.
2. IF HE IS NOT A SELFISH LOVER THAN HE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO MAKE SURE HE IS HITTING THE RIGHT SPOT.
3. HE WILL KNOW and study your needs AND NOT BE ASHAMED.
TO DO WHAT IT TAKES TO PLEASE YOU.
IF HE NEEDS TO BE THE DOMINATE ONE OR THE SUBMISSIVE ONE.

I HAVE HAD SOME WOMEN IN THE PAST THAT ALL THEY WANT IS SEX AND THAT’S KOOL BUT JUST BE RESPECTFUL AND KNOW WHAT YOU WANT,IM NOT A HOE IF WE DECIDED TO BE EXCLUSIVE
IM NOT GOING TO GIVE MY COOKIES AWAY BELIEVE IT …
I DON’T NEED THE DRAMA
I’m a single , live alone, terrible with puntuation,
Very affectionate, safe and no drama and of course I expect the same
Love doggie style and oral
And I guess you could say I want to please my lady,
I’m very loyal so I’m not a hoe
Only one woman can get what I have to give\monogamy

Okay...um... ORGAZAM!?!?

Well, anyway, there you go!  Ladies, here's your big chance!  Don't miss it!
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