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Fat Tony: You really have no idea how many people's heart palpitations came to an abrupt halt when Billy came out on stage instead of me. Seriously, people believed that I had been replaced at the last second due to death and many other tall-tales that rippled through the audience and straight out of the front door while I left you all in various stages of shocked and appalled for all of 30 seconds. It was grand. I then proceeded to the annual shaking of my tush for the audience, the perverts, specially that Naomi Watts who ran off to go snog Heath instead of attending. Britney seemed to have enjoyed herself though and various dance moves may or may not have been taught in her living-room prior to the show.
OZ in OZ: The Boy from OZ is now set to go on tour in OZ next summer. Next summer. The Aussies will piss themselves with joy, I suppose. Ungh, I'll be showered with garters at the end of every show, because I've just got that feeling.
X Men: We're still set to begin filming August 2 in Canada, plus one Brett Ratner. Aye, it's true, we have a director. The man has not the slightest clue as to what is going on. None. If our script wasn't amazing the project would be six feet under by now, trust me. So the cameras start to roll in something like 8 weeks at this point, which is just a tiny bit unnerving. You know? People are still thinking of leaving, Halle, and we just signed on Maggie Grace for the role of Shadowcat approximately yesterday. But Ratner claims that the movie in not tainted, going on to claim in the next sentence that he was the antichrist.
Seed Productions: I have now officially started a production company called Seed Productions with John Palermo. Our first production will be a project currently titled "Wolverine Spin-off." Yes, yes I am trying to ruin my career. We already have a script courtesy of David Beniof, which is reassuring, plus a contract with Fox. Said script is apparently rock-solid, meaning that I could quite possibly be doing a nose-dive straight into my first flop.
Bondage: Julian McMahon, another Aussie, has claimed that he is "still in the running for the part." But the fantastic four (Ioan Guffudd, Chris Evans, Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis) are clearly still in my end of the field, I hope.
[I'm going out of town tomorrow until Tuesday and will be completely cut off from the Internet during that time. Completely. So I will probably be 4 or so days late replying to comments and such. :-*]
OZ in OZ: The Boy from OZ is now set to go on tour in OZ next summer. Next summer. The Aussies will piss themselves with joy, I suppose. Ungh, I'll be showered with garters at the end of every show, because I've just got that feeling.
X Men: We're still set to begin filming August 2 in Canada, plus one Brett Ratner. Aye, it's true, we have a director. The man has not the slightest clue as to what is going on. None. If our script wasn't amazing the project would be six feet under by now, trust me. So the cameras start to roll in something like 8 weeks at this point, which is just a tiny bit unnerving. You know? People are still thinking of leaving, Halle, and we just signed on Maggie Grace for the role of Shadowcat approximately yesterday. But Ratner claims that the movie in not tainted, going on to claim in the next sentence that he was the antichrist.
Seed Productions: I have now officially started a production company called Seed Productions with John Palermo. Our first production will be a project currently titled "Wolverine Spin-off." Yes, yes I am trying to ruin my career. We already have a script courtesy of David Beniof, which is reassuring, plus a contract with Fox. Said script is apparently rock-solid, meaning that I could quite possibly be doing a nose-dive straight into my first flop.
Bondage: Julian McMahon, another Aussie, has claimed that he is "still in the running for the part." But the fantastic four (Ioan Guffudd, Chris Evans, Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis) are clearly still in my end of the field, I hope.
[I'm going out of town tomorrow until Tuesday and will be completely cut off from the Internet during that time. Completely. So I will probably be 4 or so days late replying to comments and such. :-*]