Mar 20, 2007 20:26
Granddad: S-s-s-see? That's what I'm talkin' about right there! We don't use the "n-word" in this house!
Huey: Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday. I counted!
Granddad: Nigga, hush!
Huey: Granddad, you can't tame the White Supremacist power structure with cheese!
Granddad: Oh yes I can.
Priest: (To Huey) Have you seen the Passion yet?
Huey: Can't see it, white Jesus.
Riley: (interrupting) I see piss comin', I move.
Tom: Hmm.
Riley: She saw piss comin', she stayed.
Tom: Yes, she did, but--
Riley: And why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album JUST fo' that? (walks away)
Huey: (to Tom) Man, you just got beat by an eight-year-old.
Riley: (off screen) And, if R. Kelly goes to jail, IMMA PISS ON YO CAT!
Huey : Cristale like the champagne, might you be a stripper?
Cristale: And just what do you know about strippers, little man?
Huey: Not much, but I do know they're usually named after liquor.
Robert Freeman: You ain't gonna hit no woman in my house!
A Pimp Named Slickback: What woman, sir? This here's a ho!