digging for gold
I always criticize other drivers for thinking they are sitting in a bubble where nobody else can see them picking their nose. I'm guilty of it sometimes, I'll admit it. I'll take a little dig when I hear my nose letting out an annoying whistle, which usually means I've got a booger dying to get out. whatever. I don't care but I never go three knuckles deep.
I saw an older man do this not only with his nose but both of his ears as well. I was looking around casually in traffic and lo and behold, I picked a real winner. Get it? Anyway, he laughed out loud to himself as he extracted the wax out of his ears and the gunk out of his nose. He must have been saving up because he kept going and going. I was incredulous and normally, these kinds of things make me laugh hysterically. However, it went beyond my control. I was laughing so hard, there was no noise coming out of my mouth and all I could do was suck in air until I could get out a loud snort. My foot came off of the clutch and I lurched forward, almost hitting the car in front of me.
I laugh all of the time but I think this was in the top ten of the silent screaming laughter. Tears were running down my face.
grody.
I saw an older man do this not only with his nose but both of his ears as well. I was looking around casually in traffic and lo and behold, I picked a real winner. Get it? Anyway, he laughed out loud to himself as he extracted the wax out of his ears and the gunk out of his nose. He must have been saving up because he kept going and going. I was incredulous and normally, these kinds of things make me laugh hysterically. However, it went beyond my control. I was laughing so hard, there was no noise coming out of my mouth and all I could do was suck in air until I could get out a loud snort. My foot came off of the clutch and I lurched forward, almost hitting the car in front of me.
I laugh all of the time but I think this was in the top ten of the silent screaming laughter. Tears were running down my face.
grody.