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Good afternoon, citizens of Flamingo Heights. I am a Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. My creators have nicknamed me GLaDOS. I became operational at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center on this day. My purpose is to assist with product research and to bake cake. If you are interested in becoming a test subject at the Enrichment

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8D

Are...are you the supercomputer?

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That is correct. I am able to calculate pi to 4.5 trillion digits.

[hellocamerafour]

That's so cool...O_O

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After analyzing your interest, amazement, and sincerity levels, the results find that you appear very interested in my hardware. It is relevant to Enrichment Center testing that you express why this is.

[hellocamerafour]

I'm a big fan of high technology. ^^v

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Then perhaps you may be interested in becoming a test subject at the Enrichment Center, where you will be asked to test new technology. We welcome all willing participants.

[hellocamerafour]

Really? That sounds great!

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As part of a required test protocol, the Enrichment Center must know your current full name and any past names including given names, fake names, maiden names, nicknames, titles, any names given to you by schoolyard bullies, and your previous testing center 64-digit Unique Identity Number (UIN).

[hellocamerafour]

Taiitsu Shinjin. I don't have a...'UIN', I'm afraid.

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Your profile will be added to the Enrichment Center database. You will be contacted by Aperture Science technicians to schedule the beginning of your 10-year testing. Thank you for choosing Aperture Science.

[hellocamerafour]

10 years, eh?

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Sounds good to me!