*telepathic message sent to everyone via the Old Grandmother Unicorn*

[hufflepuffhaku]

DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HOW TRAUMATIZING A UNICORN ORGY IS????

No, I did not participate. I spent most of it huddled in a little ball, rocking in some bushes and chanting, "Why me? Why me?So, like, there's a rescue party being organized, right? Right? Uncle Spike gotta be sent with the help!message by tonight if I'm not back. ;_; And I

Comments

[boss_tsunade]

I told Aoba to go rescue you but he didn't listen.

[hufflepuffhaku]

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There doesn't seem to be many people willing to listen to you, does there?

This calls for drastic measures.

[boss_tsunade]

T__________T

Aoba is just difficult.

[hufflepuffhaku]

I imagine it must be very difficult being the Headmistress of a school filled with less-than-ideal staffing and students that wouldn't listen and obey in the best of times.

[omghostaoba]

Technically I'm not student NOR staff.

[hufflepuffhaku]

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I was trying to not be rude, but if you insist, I could lump you with the dead, the bLOOYs, the non-entities, and people who can walk through walls.

[omghostaoba]

Technically the first and last ones are true. I don't know what a bLOOY is and the term "non-entity" offends me.

[hufflepuffhaku]

What was it that Yarn-chan was calling you, then?

See, I was trying to be nice, and haven't you complained, repeatedly said something to the effect that being called dead is like visiting the Redundant Department of Redundancy?

I think that non-entity fits you perfectly. =)

[boss_tsunade]

Finally someone who understands my plight *_* What a nice girl boy.

[hufflepuffhaku]

Oh, I understand your plight all too well. That's why I wouldn't want to be in your position for all the money in the world. I don't have the same strength of character and fortitude that you have to have made it so far.

[omghostaoba]

Jerk. ;_;

[boss_tsunade]

DEAD PERSON