This letter brought to you by a little bird.
Salutations and greetings, my fellow wizards and witches of Konohogwarts.
I was unable to escape during the Festival of the Daisies, as the unicorns dressed me up in forest moss and forced me to frolick with them. I believe I am allergic to the forest moss - I now have a very suspicious rash in a rather uncomfortable area of my body.
The unicorns, for whatever reason, adopted me into their family. I can do this whole adoption thingy. I consider myself very open-minded and am, after all, almost a rabbit. I am now the blood brother of approximately seventeen unicorns.
There is also talk of marriage between myself and the Unicorn Princess. And talk of children. WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE COME AND RESCUE ME!! Be aware that should this happens, that I insist Zabuza be present for the wedding. Zabuza has always wanted to have barbequed unicorn and a fine mantle made from unicorn pelts.
The unicorns are currently organizing a Hunt For The Gruesome Spiders, to take place later tonight. I hope to slip away during the melee. Who'd a thunk that these creatures would be so bloodthirsty?
Love and care,
Haku.
PS Who else wants unicorn hair besides Ino? Anyone?
I was unable to escape during the Festival of the Daisies, as the unicorns dressed me up in forest moss and forced me to frolick with them. I believe I am allergic to the forest moss - I now have a very suspicious rash in a rather uncomfortable area of my body.
The unicorns, for whatever reason, adopted me into their family. I can do this whole adoption thingy. I consider myself very open-minded and am, after all, almost a rabbit. I am now the blood brother of approximately seventeen unicorns.
There is also talk of marriage between myself and the Unicorn Princess. And talk of children. WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE COME AND RESCUE ME!! Be aware that should this happens, that I insist Zabuza be present for the wedding. Zabuza has always wanted to have barbequed unicorn and a fine mantle made from unicorn pelts.
The unicorns are currently organizing a Hunt For The Gruesome Spiders, to take place later tonight. I hope to slip away during the melee. Who'd a thunk that these creatures would be so bloodthirsty?
Love and care,
Haku.
PS Who else wants unicorn hair besides Ino? Anyone?