(Untitled)

[hufflepuffern]

Err... Hannah, can I ask you something?

Comments

[sillyhannah]

Of course you can. Don't be silly.

[hufflepuffern]

Err... if you aren't already going with someone.. and if you are, I understand totally...

Wouldyouliketogototheballwithme?

[nottimpressed]

How adorable.

[sillyhannah]

How sarcastic. Really. Oh, I have an idea. Remind me to tell you.

[nottimpressed]

Tell me.

[sillyhannah]

Well if I told you here, then everyone would know.

[nottimpressed]

Well then. Perhaps you should message me.

[sillyhannah]

I would have, but my bag exploded. It took a while to repair everything.

[hufflepuffern]

You know, normally, I'd guess that it was just a tear letting go, but since this is Hogwarts... literally exploded, or figuratively?

[hufflepuffern]

How none of your business.

[nottimpressed]

How defensive.

A bit worried, perhaps?

[tornadoesfan]

Nott... be nice, would you? He's obviously trying.

[nottimpressed]

I am never not nice.

[neville_lngbtm]

That's not true. You are always not nice. I'm sorry: nott nice.

Copycat.

[nottimpressed]

Perhaps if you possessed some semblance of intellect you would realise that I was so subtle in my punning as to make one without having to use the extra t.

I have had this last name for much longer than you have decided to begin punning it, you moron.

[neville_lngbtm]

I got the pun, I just thought mine was better. Besides, double negatives are confusing.