Fortune Cookies and Center Justification!
So I bought a bag of fortune cookies on Thursday from the Bulk Barn. I must say, adding "in bed" to the end of fortunes never ceases to amuse me. Here's a few I've gotten this weekend.
"Your hard work will soon pay off in bed."
"You will soon discover something wonderful about yourself in bed."
"You are compassionate and understanding in bed."
"You will be doing something new at work in bed"
And my personal favorite
"You can't ride in all directions at once in bed."
I actually got that last one twice. Fortune cookies are good times. Egg rolls would be really good right about now. 6:30am eggrolls? Yes plz.
I make the worst and most pointless posts ever.
Why am I still up?
"Your hard work will soon pay off in bed."
"You will soon discover something wonderful about yourself in bed."
"You are compassionate and understanding in bed."
"You will be doing something new at work in bed"
And my personal favorite
"You can't ride in all directions at once in bed."
I actually got that last one twice. Fortune cookies are good times. Egg rolls would be really good right about now. 6:30am eggrolls? Yes plz.
I make the worst and most pointless posts ever.
Why am I still up?