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lijahlover If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: Evening
If I were a planet I would be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: Sea Horse
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A Sofa
If I were a sin I would be: Lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Julius Caesar
If I were a liquid I would be: Sprite
If I were a tree I would be: Pine
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Lily
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Hurricane
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Violin
If I were an animal I would be: A Koala
If I were a color I would be: Green
If I were a vegetable I would be: Corn (definitely on the cob)
If I were a sound I would be: The sound of climaxing
If I were an element I would be: Cobolt
If I were a car I would be: Limo
If I were a song I would be: True Colors
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Steven Spielberg
If I were a book I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a food I would be: Man and cheese
If I were a place I would be: New York
If I were a material I would be: Cotton
If I were a taste I would be: Sweet
If I were a scent I would be: Cinnamon
If I were a word I would be: Love
If I were an object I would be: Radio
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: Grin
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Genie from Aladdin
If I were a shape I would be a: Octagon
If I were a number I would be: 5