FUCK YEAH IT'S A DISNEY CRUISE [open]
[I didn't know which account to use to post this so I used this one okay don't judge me ANYWAY
DISNEY CRUISE
NO ONE EXPECTS IT
Basically, fuck yeah. You're on a Disney Cruise. I'm from the 1800s, you say? How did I get here? Why are you bothering me with questions, just enjoy the cruise!!
The weather is beautiful and the ship is somewhere out in the middle of the ocean. The ship took off just a day ago, so there's still several days yet on your surprise vacation. The food is fattening, the mascots are terrifying, and the upper deck pool is full of half-naked people. Is this the best day of your life ever? ...No? Too bad! There's five more days of this shit still yet to go.
Perhaps you're off in the bar getting drunk, or you're in the spa, or you're dancing the night away. Whatever it is, it happens with magic, because this is Disney, goddamnit. And it's going to be magical whether you like it or not.]
useful links/inspiration:
✺ the official website!
✺ pictures!! yeah!!
✺ onboard activities!