[open] Movie genre meme!

[madparade]

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[madparade]

... 9 screw it

[sheroic]

So. England.

Are the British coming?

Because I can finish them off. [ Why am I doing this. ]

OH GOD SO MANY TEARS LMAO i don't even have any sexy england icons

[madparade]

If it's an invasion you want, America, it's an invasion you'll get. I hope you've prepared yourself for a thorough pounding by my cannons. [what the fuck is this i am laughing and crying]

because England and sexy should never appear in the same sentence

[sheroic]

Hey, there's no need to be rough! You know my ports are always open if you need to dock your ships.

[madparade]

In that case, I believe I'll weigh anchor in your harbors tonight. There are several packages I'll need to be unloading.

[sheroic]

I don't want any of your tea going inside me, though! It's way too sticky and tastes awful.

5 can she be in her cute fairy costume

[bitchtenstein]

[because don't you want a cute faiwy pwincess fwiend engwand?]

YES ALWAYS ;3;

[madparade]

[yes

yes he does]

Ah, hello, Liechtenstein! What news have you brought me from the fairy kingdom? Nothing troubling, I hope?

why do I not have any fairy icons

[bitchtenstein]

Ah, nothing... major. But our friend hunter seems to have disappeared. It worries me.

why do i not have any naked icons -- I MEAN...

[madparade]

Not her! How else will I be able to find human friends?

...er, not that I have any need of them! You faeries are far better companions. I couldn't care less about those idiots out in the mortal world.

[Cue violins and a tsundere I Want Song.]

naked disney are we thinking the same thing here

[bitchtenstein]

But you don't get lonely without human friends? I mean... it wouldn't be that bad to be a human friend, would it?

[there might be a sad widdle harmony about wanting to be human with that tsuntsun]

7

[torn_betweentwo]

[Instead of his normal day outfit and bottle of who-knows-what in hand, he's in blindingly orange spandex with the Ulster banner as his cape... and several small flasks of who-knows-what strapped to his utility belt. Currently, he's hamming it up a bit and signing autographs for his heroic work.]

[madparade]

[In...this outfit, aww yeah. Sadly, he doesn't have the abs or muscles, but you know what he can dream okay]

Stop pandering to the presses, you arrogant tosser, and let's end this farce right now! This country's only big enough for one superhero, and it's me!

[torn_betweentwo]

[He waves his arms to get the crowds to move out of harm's way.] Can't we talk about this first? There's more than enough room for us both, especially if the Flaming Frog decides to threaten the islands again.

[madparade]

Has that wanker been poking his ugly face around here again? Haven't we already kicked his slimy, disease-ridden arse enough? [Grudgingly.] I suppose we can put aside our rivalry for now if he shows up. But this is only a temporary measure, mind!

[torn_betweentwo]

Aye, I thought I saw him pokin' around earlier, but when I came to check out the rumors, he was gone. [shrugs] But for now... [He grabs one of the bottles at his waist and drinks some of it before putting it back. As soon as he swallows, his cheeks pouch up and he lets out a super belch! It reeks of whiskey... booze-powered super powers ftw >__>]

Sorry 'bout that. [grins]