BLAST!
Dude. Whatta fight.
Okay, so we were in this dungeon, see?
And there was these zombies, see?
And I was blastin' em' with this bad ass searing light spell, and they'd go!
*BLAKALASHLASHA!* And they'd get all hurt and shit. And then, Vallory would come up, and start cutting them up with her Katana, and their heads and limbs were flyin' everywhere.
Ohh! And then, there was this congregation of zombies doing a church service, and they had this preacher zombie all talkin' about how they're all sinners, and they gotta be good zombie christians. After he got some shots on Vallory, I took my searing light spell, and blasted him with it. *FROOSH!* And the mo'nucka went all explodey all over Vallory's ugly Hebrew mug. And we killed a shit load of zombies. Doc's fireball blew up like 20 zombies at once! *BOOM!* It was fly. We were illin'. I did a gaydar check on a wight. He turned out to have no homo-sexual tendencies. And I rolled a 18 too! Tat with my gaydar skill rank of 1, he turned out to be pretty not gay. Hm... Too bad, too, he was a hunky wight.
Vallory lawnmowered her way through a bunch o' zombies, and I kept blastin' them to bits and turning them.
Sometimes my "turning undead" spell didn't do much. They all just pretty much got hurt, but it didn't actually turn them.
FUCK. What the hell am I doing to you poor people?
Anyway, it was a hell of a fight. My cleric, "Lemonjello", actually fucked some righteous shit up, yo.
Hey. shut up. It was bad-ass.
Kiss my +5 masterwork adamantine ass.
Tristan
Okay, so we were in this dungeon, see?
And there was these zombies, see?
And I was blastin' em' with this bad ass searing light spell, and they'd go!
*BLAKALASHLASHA!* And they'd get all hurt and shit. And then, Vallory would come up, and start cutting them up with her Katana, and their heads and limbs were flyin' everywhere.
Ohh! And then, there was this congregation of zombies doing a church service, and they had this preacher zombie all talkin' about how they're all sinners, and they gotta be good zombie christians. After he got some shots on Vallory, I took my searing light spell, and blasted him with it. *FROOSH!* And the mo'nucka went all explodey all over Vallory's ugly Hebrew mug. And we killed a shit load of zombies. Doc's fireball blew up like 20 zombies at once! *BOOM!* It was fly. We were illin'. I did a gaydar check on a wight. He turned out to have no homo-sexual tendencies. And I rolled a 18 too! Tat with my gaydar skill rank of 1, he turned out to be pretty not gay. Hm... Too bad, too, he was a hunky wight.
Vallory lawnmowered her way through a bunch o' zombies, and I kept blastin' them to bits and turning them.
Sometimes my "turning undead" spell didn't do much. They all just pretty much got hurt, but it didn't actually turn them.
FUCK. What the hell am I doing to you poor people?
Anyway, it was a hell of a fight. My cleric, "Lemonjello", actually fucked some righteous shit up, yo.
Hey. shut up. It was bad-ass.
Kiss my +5 masterwork adamantine ass.
Tristan