vroom! vroom! Screech! AHHHH!!!
Yo, hey, yo, honkys.
I is the Tristan and I is doin the LJ shit.
Today Vallory and I are goin' ta tha DMV ta see if I can take me written test.
No worries, tho', cuz I got me shit down. I is gonna be driving drunks around in no time
Wooo! Im missin' all ya monuckas, if'n ya get ta read dis, get ahold of me, dammit.
My only friends are a dog, a mad scentist, and a manic hebrew witch. Save me!
AND BRING ME SPEED GODAMNIT!!
Love all me honkys,
Tristan
I is the Tristan and I is doin the LJ shit.
Today Vallory and I are goin' ta tha DMV ta see if I can take me written test.
No worries, tho', cuz I got me shit down. I is gonna be driving drunks around in no time
Wooo! Im missin' all ya monuckas, if'n ya get ta read dis, get ahold of me, dammit.
My only friends are a dog, a mad scentist, and a manic hebrew witch. Save me!
AND BRING ME SPEED GODAMNIT!!
Love all me honkys,
Tristan