Pissing of Jesus? Sweet.
Dude, Doc showed me this bad-ass new religion, that started online.
Oh man, how fucking sweet. Of all the monotheistic religions(both online and offline), I'd have to say, this one appeals to me most of all.
Not that I'm a spiritual person, or (satan forbid) a religious person, this just kicks ass.
And it's pissing off a shitload of right-wing fundamentalist christains.
I'm talking, of course, about The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He(according to his followers, the "Pastafarians"), created all we see and feel.
With his noodly appendage. It's great how often those words come up.
And best of all, it's... wait for it... A PIRATE RELIGION!
Oh man. Dig this "scientific evidence" that proves that I, and people like me, are helping to save tha planet.
And there you have it. Dude, for more info, dig on, http://www.venganza.org
See you all in the FSM heaven(with beer volcanos, and stripper factories!)
Or in Hell.
Yeah, Probably in Hell.
Oh man, how fucking sweet. Of all the monotheistic religions(both online and offline), I'd have to say, this one appeals to me most of all.
Not that I'm a spiritual person, or (satan forbid) a religious person, this just kicks ass.
And it's pissing off a shitload of right-wing fundamentalist christains.
I'm talking, of course, about The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He(according to his followers, the "Pastafarians"), created all we see and feel.
With his noodly appendage. It's great how often those words come up.
And best of all, it's... wait for it... A PIRATE RELIGION!
Oh man. Dig this "scientific evidence" that proves that I, and people like me, are helping to save tha planet.
And there you have it. Dude, for more info, dig on, http://www.venganza.org
See you all in the FSM heaven(with beer volcanos, and stripper factories!)
Or in Hell.
Yeah, Probably in Hell.