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[ENTRY PRIVATE, MODERATELY HACKABLE]
Ohhhh, those men were RIGHT! This is the worst place imaginable! No animals living here at all! There's nothing to eat except all this old and grody canned stuff they call food! All packaged, processed, nothing fresh at all! How's a wolf supposed to survive if there's nothing good on this whole island to eat?! No good meat, except...
Except some of these cute young girls wandering about the city, hrmmm... Yes, very young, very tender and tasty...rrrrr, sssssucculent! Just need a few seasonings and maybe some potatoes and...
No, bad wolf, VERY BAD! There is your problem! You can't go around wolfing down these girls now, there's no way off this miserable island! Nowhere to run or hide! And these people have enough problems without your appetite! One wrong bite and it's curtains for you! Burned at the stake, THAT'S what you'll get! Huff puff!
Don't be stupid, Wolf! You're tough and can last it out! There's food here to have; make no mistake, no one will starve! So! I will be strong, in the face of this difficulty, and cause no trouble! Yes! Solemn wolf word, magic glowing box. I will not touch hide nor hair on any of the lost little girls of this kingdom!
Absolutely none of the creamy, succulent, juicy little dinners in their cosy little homes...mmmmmmmm...
RrrrrAGH! Stoppit, STOPPIT!
Ohhhh, those men were RIGHT! This is the worst place imaginable! No animals living here at all! There's nothing to eat except all this old and grody canned stuff they call food! All packaged, processed, nothing fresh at all! How's a wolf supposed to survive if there's nothing good on this whole island to eat?! No good meat, except...
Except some of these cute young girls wandering about the city, hrmmm... Yes, very young, very tender and tasty...rrrrr, sssssucculent! Just need a few seasonings and maybe some potatoes and...
No, bad wolf, VERY BAD! There is your problem! You can't go around wolfing down these girls now, there's no way off this miserable island! Nowhere to run or hide! And these people have enough problems without your appetite! One wrong bite and it's curtains for you! Burned at the stake, THAT'S what you'll get! Huff puff!
Don't be stupid, Wolf! You're tough and can last it out! There's food here to have; make no mistake, no one will starve! So! I will be strong, in the face of this difficulty, and cause no trouble! Yes! Solemn wolf word, magic glowing box. I will not touch hide nor hair on any of the lost little girls of this kingdom!
Absolutely none of the creamy, succulent, juicy little dinners in their cosy little homes...mmmmmmmm...
RrrrrAGH! Stoppit, STOPPIT!