spam is the key

Apr 13, 2008 22:21

I think spam emails represent our most basic and universal desires as a society. Here's a sampling of my inbox:

- "Discover new heights of pleasure!"
- "Don't let your partner wait"
- "Drop up to 12 Pounds in 2-days" (sic)
- "Your huge tool is set to get bigger"
- "Stretch marks eliminated permanently. No surgery needed"
- "Make thousands dropshipping" (wtf is dropshipping?)
- "10 Foods for better skin"
- "3 Ways to Achieve the Big 'O' Every Time"
- "Get your hair back in four weeks. Find out how."
- "Give her the best today"
- "No scrips needed for your meds"

I believe this covers penis size & sexual performance, beauty issues (fat, hair, skin) and drugs. Think we can boil down our whole society to that? I don't see why not.

random thoughts

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