Happy 9/11!

Sep 10, 2008 21:16

Dear Neo-cons and other Christian Conservatives,

Those of us on the west coast right now are just enjoying our 9/11 eve. At my house, we just passed around our 9/11 cards and gift certificates for admission to the George W Bush library.

I'd like to wish you all a Happy 9/11. I hope Santa Bin Laden brings you what you asked for. I know he did bring you a frightened band of blind patriots who you can easily manipulate by invoking the name of Santa Bin Laden, he did bring you treasures from Iraq and Afghanistan...what more do you need? I guess in his wisdom, he'll find you something you haven't plundered yet and bring it to you doorstep.

I wish you all the best on you blessed holiday. Enjoy your carousel ride at the WTC site and I hope you make more money on those souvenier T-shirts and plastic cups (free with the puchase of a 32oz. 9/11 beer and fried oreos, hee haw) than you did last year.

Take care and god bless fucking america.

Yours truly in the Spirit of 9/11,
Paul

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