Title: You Will Get Pregnant and Die
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Finn, Kurt(/an unnamed boyfriend - Blaine, effectively).
Spoilers: Up to 2.08
Warnings: Sex talk, extreme second-hand embarrassment, a very very narrow idea of what sex between two guys might consist of and what Kurt's role in that sex might be due to a) Finn and Puck, and b) the people who know shit not wanting to draw these conversations out.
Word Count: 2, 805
Summary:
This prompt. In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt the Talk. (This story predates “Sexy” by quite a bit, so… excuse the parallels?)
“You Will Get Pregnant and Die”