Knowing that he'll never agree to anything I actually want him to do

[sjoes]

House: Let's see… How do I keep House from ruining my precious display of religious hypocrisy? I know, I'll pressure him to attend, knowing that he'll never agree to anything I actually want him to do.
Cuddy: I didn't pressure you. I invited you. And there's nothing hypocritical about recognizing your heritage.
House: So you keeping kosher now, wearing four-cornered garments, slaughtering heifers to the god Ra? Wait, is that one your people? Do it all, do nothing, or option C - you're a liar and a hypocrite.
Cuddy: House, for better or for worse, you are a part of my life. It isn't a ploy. It's a sincere invitation. I honestly want you to come.

(5x15 Unfaithful)