I look more asian in the morning.
Don't laugh. It's not because I'm half-asleep. Or even if it is I notice that my eyes really are almost almond and if they were just a little more slanted I would have damn hot cat eyes even if all I'm wearing is my sister's sweatshirt and flip flops.
I am supremely jealous right now. why? Doesn't matter. I just am. It makes me feel extremely childish and that's not something I'm comfortable with no matter how many jokes I make about being the silliest girl in Brookdale. (any Austen fans? any?) Sobriety is not necessary for celibacy. Just don't be around horny people when you're drunk! It's brill. No loss of self-control! well... I mean I don't have control but mutual loss goes down exponentially.
Okay. Not awake. Cold. I want my couches dammit!
I am supremely jealous right now. why? Doesn't matter. I just am. It makes me feel extremely childish and that's not something I'm comfortable with no matter how many jokes I make about being the silliest girl in Brookdale. (any Austen fans? any?) Sobriety is not necessary for celibacy. Just don't be around horny people when you're drunk! It's brill. No loss of self-control! well... I mean I don't have control but mutual loss goes down exponentially.
Okay. Not awake. Cold. I want my couches dammit!