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So --
I decided I am having a pirate party. For my birthday. On August 27th.
There will of course be a keg, in some sort of treasure chest sort of contraption. A wooden barrel perhaps? :)
Everyone is required to have a sharpie mustache and/or sharpie stubble.
Every boy is required to wear eyeliner like Johnny Depp, because he gets the ladiez.
Everyone is required to have an eyepatch.
For every additional piece of pirate flair will get you one dollar off your cup for the keg. For instance - if you tape a plastic parrot to your shoulder - you only have to pay $4.00.
Bandanas are recommended.
And the best part is that after everyone is good and fucked up, we are going to go on a treasure hunt. I am going to hide a fifth of some really good liquor (undecided as to what kind at this time) and make a treasure map to it. I plan on burying it in the cornfield across the street from our complex, but I'm not sure. But anyway, whoever finds the treasure gets to keep it. I plan on marking it with a little pirate flag to show everyone where it is. Everyone will get little compasses...
I am so effing excited, PIRATES ROCK.
So, let me know if you are interested in coming.
I decided I am having a pirate party. For my birthday. On August 27th.
There will of course be a keg, in some sort of treasure chest sort of contraption. A wooden barrel perhaps? :)
Everyone is required to have a sharpie mustache and/or sharpie stubble.
Every boy is required to wear eyeliner like Johnny Depp, because he gets the ladiez.
Everyone is required to have an eyepatch.
For every additional piece of pirate flair will get you one dollar off your cup for the keg. For instance - if you tape a plastic parrot to your shoulder - you only have to pay $4.00.
Bandanas are recommended.
And the best part is that after everyone is good and fucked up, we are going to go on a treasure hunt. I am going to hide a fifth of some really good liquor (undecided as to what kind at this time) and make a treasure map to it. I plan on burying it in the cornfield across the street from our complex, but I'm not sure. But anyway, whoever finds the treasure gets to keep it. I plan on marking it with a little pirate flag to show everyone where it is. Everyone will get little compasses...
I am so effing excited, PIRATES ROCK.
So, let me know if you are interested in coming.