i'm bitching so ignore this if you want :)
So my supervisor has been asking me what I have done for the past year so that he can write my performance report this consists of writing 20 lines and telling whoever wants to read it why you are good or bad. There is also a number system of 1-5… 1 being you’re a piece of crap and the only thing you do right is not die, and 5 being you are god and walk on water.
For the past 10 years I have never had anything less than a 5… when I go to work I make miracles happen. Yeah ok sounds like an ego trip right?? Sorry, all I’m saying is that I put a lot into my work. So last year when I get here I ask my supervisor what I have to do, expectations, what he wants, and what I have to do to get a 5 on this report. He spells it out for me and I exceeded each and everyone.
He asked what he could write in my “20 lines of fame” so I gave him 25-30 “great things” that I did in the past 9 months. I go in last night and the guy tells me that I’m getting a 4. for this job getting a 4 is basically saying you did your job and went home at the end of the day. So I looked around at my peers and compared what they have done to what I have done of course. They all got 5’s and did a hell of a lot less than I did. I asked around and talked to various people to include my peers and they all said based on what I did that they should be getting a 3-4 and I should be getting a 5.
So either they ALL are trying to stroke my ego and make me feel better or I’m getting fucked in the ass by someone wearing a sand paper condom. I have said many times that the leadership around my office sucks… A-shred is the angry shred by far… I guess I was walking around with a smile on my face to much… so they had to screw with me to get the smile off my face.
You know beer really helps kill the “I’m going to kill you fucker” urge…
For the past 10 years I have never had anything less than a 5… when I go to work I make miracles happen. Yeah ok sounds like an ego trip right?? Sorry, all I’m saying is that I put a lot into my work. So last year when I get here I ask my supervisor what I have to do, expectations, what he wants, and what I have to do to get a 5 on this report. He spells it out for me and I exceeded each and everyone.
He asked what he could write in my “20 lines of fame” so I gave him 25-30 “great things” that I did in the past 9 months. I go in last night and the guy tells me that I’m getting a 4. for this job getting a 4 is basically saying you did your job and went home at the end of the day. So I looked around at my peers and compared what they have done to what I have done of course. They all got 5’s and did a hell of a lot less than I did. I asked around and talked to various people to include my peers and they all said based on what I did that they should be getting a 3-4 and I should be getting a 5.
So either they ALL are trying to stroke my ego and make me feel better or I’m getting fucked in the ass by someone wearing a sand paper condom. I have said many times that the leadership around my office sucks… A-shred is the angry shred by far… I guess I was walking around with a smile on my face to much… so they had to screw with me to get the smile off my face.
You know beer really helps kill the “I’m going to kill you fucker” urge…