Bumper stickers
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head..
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Welcome to America
...now speak English
WORK HARDER
Millions on welfare depend on you!
Driver carries no cash
HE'S MARRIED
Can't feed em?
Don't breed em!
4 out of 3 people
have trouble with fractions
The shortest sentence is "i am"
The longest sentance is "i do"
I'm not an alcoholic
I'm a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings
Jesus is coming
LOOK BUSY
Gun control
means
BOTH HANDS
If money is the root
of all evil
Why do churches beg for it?
Drugs lead nowhere
But it's the scenic route
Where the hell
is EASY STREET?
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head..
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Welcome to America
...now speak English
WORK HARDER
Millions on welfare depend on you!
Driver carries no cash
HE'S MARRIED
Can't feed em?
Don't breed em!
4 out of 3 people
have trouble with fractions
The shortest sentence is "i am"
The longest sentance is "i do"
I'm not an alcoholic
I'm a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings
Jesus is coming
LOOK BUSY
Gun control
means
BOTH HANDS
If money is the root
of all evil
Why do churches beg for it?
Drugs lead nowhere
But it's the scenic route
Where the hell
is EASY STREET?