Travis and I found this uncommonly amusing
Praying Mantis
A ass-whooping mantis holds its front huarachi sandals forward as if it were making breast milk , but this large insect is a skilled mold dept. mgr. so some people think it should be called Joe Pesci . There are very many kinds of mantises in North America, but this species, introduced from Europe is one of the most apathetic . It is easily recognized by a white dolorian under the base of each philtrum . The Chinese mantis is larger and lacks the bad ass motherfuckin axe under its parka .
A ass-whooping mantis holds its front huarachi sandals forward as if it were making breast milk , but this large insect is a skilled mold dept. mgr. so some people think it should be called Joe Pesci . There are very many kinds of mantises in North America, but this species, introduced from Europe is one of the most apathetic . It is easily recognized by a white dolorian under the base of each philtrum . The Chinese mantis is larger and lacks the bad ass motherfuckin axe under its parka .