Kill Bill is rill ill
I know ya'll've heard talk about that flick featuring this blond bitch wanting to kill this old white man wit more bushido than Samurai X and more blood than tha Red Sea. I know ya'll've heard that shit is ill. And fo those of ya'll who haven't seen it, don't take my word, go to the theater near you and find it out for yourself.
Uma Thurman is no kung-fu master .. but DAMN! when you look at the screen, that bitch is DANGERous! i won't talk about KB2 cuz it's more story, but i will talk about KB1 cuz i just saw it last night. they must've had blood machines to produce all that mess and janitors back stage waiting to clean that shit up. Thurman slices arms and legs and heads and fountains just spray red like a fucking lawn sprinkler.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the characters! The black woman wit the cereal gun! (she tries to shoot Thurman wit a gun in her kid's cereal box) Lucy Liu and her "Crazy 88" mafia! and my faavorite - MASE GIRL!!! Mase Girl was my abssoluute FAAAVOORITE!!! THat crazy bitch in tha schoolgirl uniform with the knee high socks-n-boots swinging that massive mase around and around and around ... and she was like, "Aha .. is that the best you can beg?" and starts swinging that shit around.. oh my! she is my favoorite! she was so fuckin craaaazzzy... She was wicked grimey too when she pushed a button on her mase and these blades popped out, then she was like swing, swing, thrust, swing, smash, whip, lash, flashes her skirt, swing, does a trick with her feet, knock, bounce, swing, hit that ...
Anyways, see the damn thang cuz its a super-mind-fuck-son-of-a-bitch-mind-orgasmic-mind-titillating-piece-of-work. Maybe Tarantino had Travolta and Jackson on his side during Pulp Fiction, but in Bill, he got MASE GIRL! and that's all that matters... so watch that ish, peoples, watch that.
Uma Thurman is no kung-fu master .. but DAMN! when you look at the screen, that bitch is DANGERous! i won't talk about KB2 cuz it's more story, but i will talk about KB1 cuz i just saw it last night. they must've had blood machines to produce all that mess and janitors back stage waiting to clean that shit up. Thurman slices arms and legs and heads and fountains just spray red like a fucking lawn sprinkler.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the characters! The black woman wit the cereal gun! (she tries to shoot Thurman wit a gun in her kid's cereal box) Lucy Liu and her "Crazy 88" mafia! and my faavorite - MASE GIRL!!! Mase Girl was my abssoluute FAAAVOORITE!!! THat crazy bitch in tha schoolgirl uniform with the knee high socks-n-boots swinging that massive mase around and around and around ... and she was like, "Aha .. is that the best you can beg?" and starts swinging that shit around.. oh my! she is my favoorite! she was so fuckin craaaazzzy... She was wicked grimey too when she pushed a button on her mase and these blades popped out, then she was like swing, swing, thrust, swing, smash, whip, lash, flashes her skirt, swing, does a trick with her feet, knock, bounce, swing, hit that ...
Anyways, see the damn thang cuz its a super-mind-fuck-son-of-a-bitch-mind-orgasmic-mind-titillating-piece-of-work. Maybe Tarantino had Travolta and Jackson on his side during Pulp Fiction, but in Bill, he got MASE GIRL! and that's all that matters... so watch that ish, peoples, watch that.