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wow most embarassing thing ever. like 2 min ago i was sitting in the chair in the living room and i had the doors all open. then i farted really loud. (ok i know this is gross and your probley all making that "ewwww" face right now but hey this is a funny story) then i hear a knock knock on the front door thats like 2 ft away form the chair that im sitting in and im liek omgggggg who ever is knocking just totally heard me fart. so i go to look whos at the door and its my neighbor jeremy. wow. thats not mortifying or anything. i was hopeing that it would be some old creepy neighbor. too bad. haha.