As every year, it comes time for the speculating... Which fake items from
ThinkGeek's April Fool's Day email will be made into real items? This year? Most of them, I think.
Okay, maybe not most. The programmable tattoo system is clearly not feasible. But most of the rest are at least that. I think the plush bacon has excellent chances, considering they have bacon everything there these days. I'd give the Monolith Action Figure and Screaming Chef's Knife about a 50/50 shot. Tribbles 'N' Bits cereal would only be appetizing if the tribbles in it aren't actually fuzzy, but then what's the point? So maybe not.
But hell, I'd buy the Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock!