Lauren Kinney. She's not a kid. She looks to be about my age. She's your clone, but you haven't met her, forget it. I think that's an interestin' meme. I'd give it a try if I had any sexual experiences past wankin'. Night.
Fuckin' Weapon X. They can go to Hell. Well, Rogue would know all about that, kid. She's had more than enough first hand experience. Ah... I kinda feel like I've been hittin' somethin' a lot more than beer. However, I don't even wanna fuckin' know why you're suddenly seventeen. I just know it's gonna hurt my head. So yeah, drop by. Just don't tell your folks.
It's unnatural and uncomfortable to have to speak with your 23 year old mom about bein' untouchable and wantin' to have sex. I'm just doomed. I'll be there soon. They won't know I'm gone.
Hey. Is Lauren at Xavier's?
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Who? It ain't like I know all the kids' names.
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Lauren Kinney. She's not a kid. She looks to be about my age. She's your clone, but you haven't met her, forget it. I think that's an interestin' meme. I'd give it a try if I had any sexual experiences past wankin'. Night.
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I--clone? Easy kid, sexual experiences ain't everythin'. Ah... night.
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Weapon X created her. From your genetic material. It is when you're 17 and untouchable. Can I drop by the mansion and have a couple of beers with you?
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Fuckin' Weapon X. They can go to Hell. Well, Rogue would know all about that, kid. She's had more than enough first hand experience. Ah... I kinda feel like I've been hittin' somethin' a lot more than beer. However, I don't even wanna fuckin' know why you're suddenly seventeen. I just know it's gonna hurt my head. So yeah, drop by. Just don't tell your folks.
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It's unnatural and uncomfortable to have to speak with your 23 year old mom about bein' untouchable and wantin' to have sex. I'm just doomed. I'll be there soon. They won't know I'm gone.
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'Least I ain't gonna have to worry about tellin' ya that you ain't exactly made of milk and cookies. Jesus fuckin' Christ...
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Oh, yeah. Thanks to you I believed that as a kid.
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This is why me and kids don't mix.
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No. You're the best uncle any kid or horny 17 year old could ever have.
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Stop it, you're makin' me blush.
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You're the dad I never had. Can I still come over?
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You just wanna make sure I don't stop ya drinkin' beer. And yeah, you can still come over.
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Well, are you gonna?
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Hell no. Just don't go home to your momma drunk. I don't need her yellin' in my ear about corruptin' her kid.
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