Promotion Request

[hrhlavender]

February 1st

General Wyatt Cain,

Having reviewed your request to promote both Sergeant Patterson and Staff Sergeant Johnson, I can now inform you that I have granted them the ranks of Lieutenant and full Sergeant respectively.

Please extend my congratulations to both men.

Regards,

HRH She of the Lavender Eyes.

Comments

[purplerhino]

Attn: HRH Lavender Gale
Re: Sergeant David Jonathan Johnson-Patterson and Staff Sergeant Gregory Valerian Johnson-Patterson
Date: First of February

Both men have received said promotions and pay commiserate with their new rank.

With thanks,
Cpt. Wyatt Cain.

(Heard muttered as memo was sent :"I can still fire the cocky bastard.")

[hrhlavender]

Perhaps... but I can still rehire him.

Don't expect this will cancel all your previous firings. Ten and a drink for the men, I believe?

[w_cain]

No, M'am. Now I just make him wish he were fired. At least until next month. Then the ten count starts all over again.

(A keg is already in reserve in case I can't control myself.)

[hrhlavender]

Very good.