LegendLand challenges - Darken's Diary and Cara's Mug
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Title: Darken Rahl's Super Sekrit Diary of Awesomeness
Genre: Legend of the Seeker; Crack
Rating: PG
Timeline/Spoilers: Through the series
Author's Notes: Another legendland Challenge. *shrug* *grin* My attempt at "crack." I just thought I'd post it here now that the challenge is over. *grin*
"Days" correspond with the matching episodes, (ie Day 1 is episode 1, Day 44 is the series finale)
Day 1
Loyal Subjects: 4,937,000
Boxes of Orden:
Lost the Book of Shadows today; very disappointed. Mother Confessor lives; very, very disappointed. The Seeker has been found and lost; most put out. Shall have to speak to the troops.
Day 8
Loyal Subjects: 4, 936, 328
Boxes of Orden: 1
Excellent news to report today diary, the Seeker is being entertained by my darling, Denna. I look forward to seeing him kneel at my feet.
Day 8 ½
Loyal Subjects: 4, 936,300
Boxes of Orden: 1
Denna has lost the Seeker. I shall have to speak with her...
Day 12
Loyal Subjects: 4, 936,234
Boxes of Orden: 2
Something very unsettling happened today, Diary. I found myself questioning my sexuality. The Seeker is more... attractive than I would have thought; very... unsettling. I blame Giller. I shall have to speak with him.
Day 16
Loyal Subjects: 4, 930,297
Boxes of Orden: 0
Discussed the nature of perception with one of my soldiers today; I believe I impressed upon him how seriously I take this matter. I have also instituted new national policies today. I shall issue proclamations.
Day 21
Loyal Subjects: 4, 929, 899
Boxes of Orden: 0
Kittens: 1
The guards have just brought Jennsen. I am confident this plan shall work.
Day 21 ½
Loyal Subjects: 4,929,521
Boxes of Orden: 0
Kittens: 0
…
Day 23
Loyal Banelings: 1
Being dead isn't as bad as I would have thought, Diary. The Keeper has placed me in a position of some influence, and I got to keep my favorite robe. I will write more as time allows.
Day 23 ½
Loyal Banelings: 0
Very good news, diary... have marked my brother for the Keeper...
Day 34
Loyal Banelings: 1001
I feel as if things have not changed as much as I would have hoped. It continues to be hard to find good help. I hold out high hopes for Cara though; was very good to see her again. Still do not have the Stone of Tears.
Day 34 ½
Loyal Banelings: 1000
Very disappointing day; The Keeper was most put out. Am beginning to question some of my choices... Still no Stone of Tears.
Day 39
Loyal Banelings: 1906
Dear old Dad is here, must go welcome him... quite looking forward to it... though I still lack the Stone of Tears.
Day 40
Today, is the first day of the rest of my life...
Day 42
Loyal Mord'Sith: 5
Loyal Sisters: 6
I believe that I shall take a personal hand in convincing Cara to rejoin our little family. Sometimes... all it takes is the right word and a loving hand...
Day 42 ½
Loyal Mord'Sith: 6
Loyal Sisters: 6
Stone of Tears!!!
Today, dear diary, has been a very good day...
Day 43
Have not felt myself all day... very strange...
Day 44
Loyal Mord'Sith: 5
Super Powerful Sorceresses: 1
Now that my brother has defeated the Keeper, I have very big plans... but first, dear diary, I think... a bath...
Oh, and speakin' of "crack," here's a "mug" I did for another challenge:
It's supposed to be Cara's mug
Title: Darken Rahl's Super Sekrit Diary of Awesomeness
Genre: Legend of the Seeker; Crack
Rating: PG
Timeline/Spoilers: Through the series
Author's Notes: Another legendland Challenge. *shrug* *grin* My attempt at "crack." I just thought I'd post it here now that the challenge is over. *grin*
"Days" correspond with the matching episodes, (ie Day 1 is episode 1, Day 44 is the series finale)
Day 1
Loyal Subjects: 4,937,000
Boxes of Orden:
Lost the Book of Shadows today; very disappointed. Mother Confessor lives; very, very disappointed. The Seeker has been found and lost; most put out. Shall have to speak to the troops.
Day 8
Loyal Subjects: 4, 936, 328
Boxes of Orden: 1
Excellent news to report today diary, the Seeker is being entertained by my darling, Denna. I look forward to seeing him kneel at my feet.
Day 8 ½
Loyal Subjects: 4, 936,300
Boxes of Orden: 1
Denna has lost the Seeker. I shall have to speak with her...
Day 12
Loyal Subjects: 4, 936,234
Boxes of Orden: 2
Something very unsettling happened today, Diary. I found myself questioning my sexuality. The Seeker is more... attractive than I would have thought; very... unsettling. I blame Giller. I shall have to speak with him.
Day 16
Loyal Subjects: 4, 930,297
Boxes of Orden: 0
Discussed the nature of perception with one of my soldiers today; I believe I impressed upon him how seriously I take this matter. I have also instituted new national policies today. I shall issue proclamations.
Day 21
Loyal Subjects: 4, 929, 899
Boxes of Orden: 0
Kittens: 1
The guards have just brought Jennsen. I am confident this plan shall work.
Day 21 ½
Loyal Subjects: 4,929,521
Boxes of Orden: 0
Kittens: 0
…
Day 23
Loyal Banelings: 1
Being dead isn't as bad as I would have thought, Diary. The Keeper has placed me in a position of some influence, and I got to keep my favorite robe. I will write more as time allows.
Day 23 ½
Loyal Banelings: 0
Very good news, diary... have marked my brother for the Keeper...
Day 34
Loyal Banelings: 1001
I feel as if things have not changed as much as I would have hoped. It continues to be hard to find good help. I hold out high hopes for Cara though; was very good to see her again. Still do not have the Stone of Tears.
Day 34 ½
Loyal Banelings: 1000
Very disappointing day; The Keeper was most put out. Am beginning to question some of my choices... Still no Stone of Tears.
Day 39
Loyal Banelings: 1906
Dear old Dad is here, must go welcome him... quite looking forward to it... though I still lack the Stone of Tears.
Day 40
Today, is the first day of the rest of my life...
Day 42
Loyal Mord'Sith: 5
Loyal Sisters: 6
I believe that I shall take a personal hand in convincing Cara to rejoin our little family. Sometimes... all it takes is the right word and a loving hand...
Day 42 ½
Loyal Mord'Sith: 6
Loyal Sisters: 6
Stone of Tears!!!
Today, dear diary, has been a very good day...
Day 43
Have not felt myself all day... very strange...
Day 44
Loyal Mord'Sith: 5
Super Powerful Sorceresses: 1
Now that my brother has defeated the Keeper, I have very big plans... but first, dear diary, I think... a bath...
Oh, and speakin' of "crack," here's a "mug" I did for another challenge:
It's supposed to be Cara's mug
