Hunting for Humor (prompt: Leprechaun)
“Keep your voice down!”
“Aha!” Harry held fast to the small creature’s boot. “How’s that for Seeker reflexes?”
“Chasers are still better, sweetheart. Teamwork, involvement in the game-”
“I could still let him go. You still haven’t told me what all this is about!”
She pouted, and the leprechaun, hoping for sympathy, mimicked her. “Can’t it wait two weeks?”
“Gin, if we’re to house this justifiably upset critter fourteen days, I need to hear a good reason.”
“I wanted to give Fred and George gold for their birthday.”
“But we have gold… And his gold’ll only disappear…”
“See? Good reason!”
“Aha!” Harry held fast to the small creature’s boot. “How’s that for Seeker reflexes?”
“Chasers are still better, sweetheart. Teamwork, involvement in the game-”
“I could still let him go. You still haven’t told me what all this is about!”
She pouted, and the leprechaun, hoping for sympathy, mimicked her. “Can’t it wait two weeks?”
“Gin, if we’re to house this justifiably upset critter fourteen days, I need to hear a good reason.”
“I wanted to give Fred and George gold for their birthday.”
“But we have gold… And his gold’ll only disappear…”
“See? Good reason!”