MAD LIBS... DRABBLE STYLE!!
Snagged this LINK from leo_draconis
Its like Mad Libs on crack... Very funny... Here are just a few that it generated for me!!
A Wet Occurrence
Draco paced up and down, jiggling his Mouth. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bedroom, had arranged to meet him here In the bed. "I have something Romantic to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bedroom was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Draco expected to see her bounce up, her Sexy hair streaming behind her and her Gentle eyes aglow.
Draco heard footsteps, but they seemed rather Hard for a delicate and Silver girl like Mary Sue Bedroom, whose tread was Stunning. He turned around and found Harry staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Harry said Roughly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Draco had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so Passionately. "Mary Sue Bedroom asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Harry, his Penis began to throb Provocatively.
"Oh," Harry said, Lovingly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Draco said and caught Harry by his Chest. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Harry said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Like a star twinkling throughout the night.
From behind a Handcuffs, Mary Sue Bedroom watched with a Sweet light in her Luscious eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Draco/Harry". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Snake from extinction.
The Silly Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Scorpius and Ginny went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Scorpius hit Ginny in her Breast with a big Romantic iceball. It hurt a lot, but Scorpius kissed it Gently and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really Pretty snow man!" Scorpius said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Ginny said. "That would be more Passionate and politically correct."
"I know," Scorpius said. "We can make a snow Lion. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up Quietly and made a Beautiful snow Lion. Scorpius put on a Paris for the Thigh. The Lion was almost as big as Ginny.
"It looks Soft," Scorpius said Happily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Ginny said and held up a Amazing Money. "I found this On an airplane." She put the Money onto the Lion's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Lion, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl Shining as the sun on a hot summer's day.
Ginny screamed Vividly and ran but the snow Lion chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Lion Pushed her Richly.
"Nobody does that to my little Powerful Bed," Scorpius screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Lion through the Cheek. It fell down and Scorpius kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Ginny said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The Money lay in the yard until a Pink child picked it up and took it home.
The Green Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Harry strode along the path, making for Sexy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Silver Handcuffs, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Mouth.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Expensive Snitch just in time to face the Beautiful man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck Awkwardly, and Harry barely raised his Snitch to meet the attack. They fought long and Amazingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Harry found himself forced to one knee, the man's Snitch pressed to his Precious Cock. "I am Draco of Sexy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Silver Handcuffs. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you In the Grass."
But Harry had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Snitch with a twist, overpowered Draco and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Harry said, looking down upon him.
Draco's Arse shimmered Squealing pigs making lots of noise. "I have underestimated you, Harry. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Harry's desire was enflamed. His Cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to Fuck Draco like a Thestral. Harry caressed Draco's Hard Arse and he responded. They came together Noisily, and their joining was as Messy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Cake!" Harry groaned and Fucked Draco as Softly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Harry said. "That's where I put the Silver Handcuffs for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Roughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their Stunning love. "We will stay together forever," Draco said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Mouth never got the Silver Handcuffs and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Handcuffs In Time
On a Green and Hard morning, Harry sat In the Grass. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His Mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Draco to love someone with a Silver Arse?
Awkwardly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Beautiful Sexy Cake, all on a summer's day. I wish my Draco would Fuck me, in his own Expensive way..."
"Do you?" Draco sat down beside Harry and put his hand on Harry's Cock. "I think that could be arranged."
Harry gasped Noisily. "But what about my Silver Arse?"
"I like it," Draco said Amazingly. "I think it's Messy."
They came together and their kiss was Squealing pigs making lots of noise.
"I love you," Harry said Roughly.
"I love you too," Draco replied and Fucked him.
They bought a Thestral, moved in together, and lived Softly ever after.
Harry and Draco
by William Shakespeare
Enter Harry
Draco appears above at a window
Harry:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Snitch, and Draco is the Thestral.
Arise, Beautiful Thestral, and Fuck the Silver Handcuffs.
See, how he leans his Mouth upon his Arse!
O, that I were a glove upon that Arse,
That I might touch that Mouth!
Draco:
O Harry, Harry! wherefore art thou Harry?
What's in a name? That which we call a Cock
By any other name would smell as Messy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Squealing pigs making lots of noise"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Hard.
Harry:
Swain, by yonder Silver Handcuffs I swear
That tips In the Grass the Stunning Cake--
Draco:
O, swear not by the Handcuffs, the Sexy Handcuffs,
That Roughly changes in its Expensive orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Expensive.
Sweet, Green night! A thousand times Green night!
Parting is such Precious sorrow,
That I shall say Green night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Harry:
Sleep dwell upon thy Mouth, peace in thy Arse!
Would I were sleep and peace, so Softly to rest!
Noisily will I to my Beautiful Cock's cell,
Its help to Fuck, and my Messy Cock to tell.
Its like Mad Libs on crack... Very funny... Here are just a few that it generated for me!!
A Wet Occurrence
Draco paced up and down, jiggling his Mouth. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bedroom, had arranged to meet him here In the bed. "I have something Romantic to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bedroom was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Draco expected to see her bounce up, her Sexy hair streaming behind her and her Gentle eyes aglow.
Draco heard footsteps, but they seemed rather Hard for a delicate and Silver girl like Mary Sue Bedroom, whose tread was Stunning. He turned around and found Harry staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Harry said Roughly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Draco had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so Passionately. "Mary Sue Bedroom asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Harry, his Penis began to throb Provocatively.
"Oh," Harry said, Lovingly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Draco said and caught Harry by his Chest. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Harry said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Like a star twinkling throughout the night.
From behind a Handcuffs, Mary Sue Bedroom watched with a Sweet light in her Luscious eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Draco/Harry". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Snake from extinction.
The Silly Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Scorpius and Ginny went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Scorpius hit Ginny in her Breast with a big Romantic iceball. It hurt a lot, but Scorpius kissed it Gently and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really Pretty snow man!" Scorpius said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Ginny said. "That would be more Passionate and politically correct."
"I know," Scorpius said. "We can make a snow Lion. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up Quietly and made a Beautiful snow Lion. Scorpius put on a Paris for the Thigh. The Lion was almost as big as Ginny.
"It looks Soft," Scorpius said Happily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Ginny said and held up a Amazing Money. "I found this On an airplane." She put the Money onto the Lion's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Lion, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl Shining as the sun on a hot summer's day.
Ginny screamed Vividly and ran but the snow Lion chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Lion Pushed her Richly.
"Nobody does that to my little Powerful Bed," Scorpius screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Lion through the Cheek. It fell down and Scorpius kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Ginny said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The Money lay in the yard until a Pink child picked it up and took it home.
The Green Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Harry strode along the path, making for Sexy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Silver Handcuffs, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Mouth.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Expensive Snitch just in time to face the Beautiful man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck Awkwardly, and Harry barely raised his Snitch to meet the attack. They fought long and Amazingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Harry found himself forced to one knee, the man's Snitch pressed to his Precious Cock. "I am Draco of Sexy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Silver Handcuffs. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you In the Grass."
But Harry had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Snitch with a twist, overpowered Draco and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Harry said, looking down upon him.
Draco's Arse shimmered Squealing pigs making lots of noise. "I have underestimated you, Harry. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Harry's desire was enflamed. His Cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to Fuck Draco like a Thestral. Harry caressed Draco's Hard Arse and he responded. They came together Noisily, and their joining was as Messy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Cake!" Harry groaned and Fucked Draco as Softly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Harry said. "That's where I put the Silver Handcuffs for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Roughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their Stunning love. "We will stay together forever," Draco said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Mouth never got the Silver Handcuffs and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Handcuffs In Time
On a Green and Hard morning, Harry sat In the Grass. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His Mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Draco to love someone with a Silver Arse?
Awkwardly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Beautiful Sexy Cake, all on a summer's day. I wish my Draco would Fuck me, in his own Expensive way..."
"Do you?" Draco sat down beside Harry and put his hand on Harry's Cock. "I think that could be arranged."
Harry gasped Noisily. "But what about my Silver Arse?"
"I like it," Draco said Amazingly. "I think it's Messy."
They came together and their kiss was Squealing pigs making lots of noise.
"I love you," Harry said Roughly.
"I love you too," Draco replied and Fucked him.
They bought a Thestral, moved in together, and lived Softly ever after.
Harry and Draco
by William Shakespeare
Enter Harry
Draco appears above at a window
Harry:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Snitch, and Draco is the Thestral.
Arise, Beautiful Thestral, and Fuck the Silver Handcuffs.
See, how he leans his Mouth upon his Arse!
O, that I were a glove upon that Arse,
That I might touch that Mouth!
Draco:
O Harry, Harry! wherefore art thou Harry?
What's in a name? That which we call a Cock
By any other name would smell as Messy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Squealing pigs making lots of noise"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Hard.
Harry:
Swain, by yonder Silver Handcuffs I swear
That tips In the Grass the Stunning Cake--
Draco:
O, swear not by the Handcuffs, the Sexy Handcuffs,
That Roughly changes in its Expensive orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Expensive.
Sweet, Green night! A thousand times Green night!
Parting is such Precious sorrow,
That I shall say Green night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Harry:
Sleep dwell upon thy Mouth, peace in thy Arse!
Would I were sleep and peace, so Softly to rest!
Noisily will I to my Beautiful Cock's cell,
Its help to Fuck, and my Messy Cock to tell.