dracoharry/explode/ladybahiya
Title: Strange Bedfellows
Claim: Table 8 for Draco/Harry
Prompt: 071. explode
Rating: PG13
Summary: A picture is worth a thousand words...and also makes for some GREAT blackmail material (insert evil grin here).
Warnings: language
Word count: 438
Author's note: Never let me use a camera on you while you're doing something you shouldn't be doing...I will get you. (Insert evil grin here).
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
“Harry, what-”
“Shh! You'll wake them!”
“Them who?”
“Come see for yourself.”
A massive silence ensues as Harry leads the way. He opens a door off the hallway and points.
“Awwww! They look so cute!”
“Shh! Did you bring your camera?”
“I did.”
The camera is pointed and the resulting flash wakes up the inhabitants on the bed. Two sets of eyes blink sleepily, staring at each other blankly for a moment. Comprehension dawns immediately in the eyes of the one on the right and Harry knows the explosion is coming. The body on the left stiffens noticeably and Harry does a mental countdown.
Three...two...one...WE HAVE IGNITION! Both bodies on the bed literally roll off onto the floor, staring at each other across the duvet.
“Would someone care to explain to me, and in the simplest terms possible, WHY THERE'S A FUCKING WEASEL IN MY BED?” exclaims the body on the right, Draco Potter (nee Malfoy).
“WHY THE BLOODY HELL WAS I IN A BED WITH A FERRET?” the body on the left, Ron Granger (nee Weasley) decides to ask as well.
Harry looks to the person standing beside him, who is still clutching the camera and they both break out into hysterical giggles.
“GRANGER THAT BETTER NOT BE A CAMERA IN YOUR HANDS!” Draco shouts.
“Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.” Hermione shrugs.
“Mione, tell me you didn't take a picture of me? Please tell me.” Ron begs.
“Well, when I see my husband and Harry's husband sleeping and cuddling together in a bed, looking like they haven't a care in the world, it's a good idea to document it for future generations.” Hermione grins.
“GIVE ME THAT BLOODY CAMERA!” Ron exclaims, chasing his wife and Harry from the room.
“I'LL HELP YOU WEASLEY! GET BACK HERE, POTTER!” Draco shouts after him.
And so the chase runs from one end of the Malfoy-Potter house to the other with neither Hermione or Harry giving up the camera.
- - -
In the end, when Ron and Draco finally got their hands on the camera, it was discovered (to their irritation) that the film inside was muggle and impervious to any type of destructive hexes and curses.
And now the mantle in both households held a framed picture of one weasel and one ferret, sound asleep in a bed with their arms wrapped around one another like long-time lovers. It was put away in polite company but left out the rest of the time.
Of course...it also made GREAT blackmail material if either one misbehaved or irritated their spouse in some way...but that's a story for another day.
~Fin
Claim: Table 8 for Draco/Harry
Prompt: 071. explode
Rating: PG13
Summary: A picture is worth a thousand words...and also makes for some GREAT blackmail material (insert evil grin here).
Warnings: language
Word count: 438
Author's note: Never let me use a camera on you while you're doing something you shouldn't be doing...I will get you. (Insert evil grin here).
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
“Harry, what-”
“Shh! You'll wake them!”
“Them who?”
“Come see for yourself.”
A massive silence ensues as Harry leads the way. He opens a door off the hallway and points.
“Awwww! They look so cute!”
“Shh! Did you bring your camera?”
“I did.”
The camera is pointed and the resulting flash wakes up the inhabitants on the bed. Two sets of eyes blink sleepily, staring at each other blankly for a moment. Comprehension dawns immediately in the eyes of the one on the right and Harry knows the explosion is coming. The body on the left stiffens noticeably and Harry does a mental countdown.
Three...two...one...WE HAVE IGNITION! Both bodies on the bed literally roll off onto the floor, staring at each other across the duvet.
“Would someone care to explain to me, and in the simplest terms possible, WHY THERE'S A FUCKING WEASEL IN MY BED?” exclaims the body on the right, Draco Potter (nee Malfoy).
“WHY THE BLOODY HELL WAS I IN A BED WITH A FERRET?” the body on the left, Ron Granger (nee Weasley) decides to ask as well.
Harry looks to the person standing beside him, who is still clutching the camera and they both break out into hysterical giggles.
“GRANGER THAT BETTER NOT BE A CAMERA IN YOUR HANDS!” Draco shouts.
“Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.” Hermione shrugs.
“Mione, tell me you didn't take a picture of me? Please tell me.” Ron begs.
“Well, when I see my husband and Harry's husband sleeping and cuddling together in a bed, looking like they haven't a care in the world, it's a good idea to document it for future generations.” Hermione grins.
“GIVE ME THAT BLOODY CAMERA!” Ron exclaims, chasing his wife and Harry from the room.
“I'LL HELP YOU WEASLEY! GET BACK HERE, POTTER!” Draco shouts after him.
And so the chase runs from one end of the Malfoy-Potter house to the other with neither Hermione or Harry giving up the camera.
- - -
In the end, when Ron and Draco finally got their hands on the camera, it was discovered (to their irritation) that the film inside was muggle and impervious to any type of destructive hexes and curses.
And now the mantle in both households held a framed picture of one weasel and one ferret, sound asleep in a bed with their arms wrapped around one another like long-time lovers. It was put away in polite company but left out the rest of the time.
Of course...it also made GREAT blackmail material if either one misbehaved or irritated their spouse in some way...but that's a story for another day.
~Fin