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from an e-mail:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from
>her
> > nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd
like to
>get
> a
> > $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> >
> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says
>his
> > name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he
> knows
> > the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the
loan
> with
> > some collateral.
> >
> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this." and holds out a tiny
porcelain
> > elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> >
> > Patty is momentarily dumfounded. When she gets her voice back,
she
> > explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager.
Mumbling
> under
> > her breath, she takes the tiny porcelain elephant and disappears
into
>a
> > back office.
> >
> > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog out there who
claims
>to
> > know you, and he says his name is Kermit Jagger." She shows him
the
>tiny
> > pink elephant and says "He wants to use this as collateral to
borrow
> > $30,000. I mean, what in the world is this?"
> >
> > Without batting an eye, the bank manager looks her squarely in
the
>face
> and
> > says...
> >
> >
> >
> > (This is the definition of "Cool" -- Can you guess it? - If
you
>do,
> > then you're "Cool," too.)
> >
> >
> >
> > """It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, Give the frog a loan, His
old
>man's a
> > Rolling Stone."""
> >
> > (You're singing it, aren't you?)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from
>her
> > nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd
like to
>get
> a
> > $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> >
> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says
>his
> > name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he
> knows
> > the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the
loan
> with
> > some collateral.
> >
> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this." and holds out a tiny
porcelain
> > elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> >
> > Patty is momentarily dumfounded. When she gets her voice back,
she
> > explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager.
Mumbling
> under
> > her breath, she takes the tiny porcelain elephant and disappears
into
>a
> > back office.
> >
> > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog out there who
claims
>to
> > know you, and he says his name is Kermit Jagger." She shows him
the
>tiny
> > pink elephant and says "He wants to use this as collateral to
borrow
> > $30,000. I mean, what in the world is this?"
> >
> > Without batting an eye, the bank manager looks her squarely in
the
>face
> and
> > says...
> >
> >
> >
> > (This is the definition of "Cool" -- Can you guess it? - If
you
>do,
> > then you're "Cool," too.)
> >
> >
> >
> > """It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, Give the frog a loan, His
old
>man's a
> > Rolling Stone."""
> >
> > (You're singing it, aren't you?)