FIC: "The Trouble With Metamorphmagi" R Tonks/Bill
Title: The Trouble With Metamorphmagi
Author: FitzsFool
Rating: R for sexual situations/swearing
Pairing: Tonks/Bill
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, de dum de dum, never were!
Summary: Metamorphmagi can be mighty touchy..
“Make them blue,” Bill begged, hands on her hips as she sat astride his hips.
With a sigh and an eye roll, Tonks resolutely swung her leg over his body and peeled herself off of him.
“No,” she replied over her shoulder at a slightly stunned Bill, “I will not turn my eyes blue. I won’t turn them green, I won’t turn them fucking pink.” Picking up her robes, she shrugged into them and turned to face him, hands on hips. “My hair is staying brown, my eyes are staying brown and my tits are staying this exact size.”
“But…” Bill spluttered, gathering the sheet around his hips and kneeling up on the bed, “You don’t normally mind…”
“Well, I mind today. Every time we’ve done this I’ve had to change something. Longer hair, shorter hair, bigger feet for the love of Merlin. Enough is enough, Bill, if you want me you get me. Me, not Fleur Delacour, not Hermione Granger, me.”
Bill relaxed back onto his haunches and smiled.
“I don’t see what’s so bloody funny,” Tonks snapped, buttoning up her gaping robe and glaring.
“You honestly think I’m imagining other women when I’m in bed with you?”
“You aren’t?” Tonks replied with a snort.
“No, I’m not.” The smile was getting wider, and Bill relaxed back against the headboard with his hands linked behind his head.
“So the “bigger nipples, Tonks, smaller ears, Tonks!” is what, exactly?”
“You really don’t know?”
“I wouldn’t be bloody well asking if I knew, would I?”
“You look very, very sexy when you change. Your nose screws up and you look exactly like you look when you.. well…”
“When I what?” Tonks’ bad mood had long since evaporated, and she was enjoying this new game.
“When you come,” Bill said simply, leaning forward and grabbing a fistful of her robes.
Tonks allowed herself to be pulled closer, half closing her eyes and running her tongue over her lips. “I look like that when I come?”
“Mm-hmm,” Bill replied, fingers busily undoing her buttons.
“And you still want to shag me?” She teased, brushing his fingers out of the way and quickly undoing her robes.
“Oh, yes.”
“You wanted them blue, right?” Tonks asked, straddling his hips and screwing up her nose.
“Any colour you want is fine with me,” Bill replied, touching her nose delicately with a fingertip.
Tonks opened up her eyes to reveal that one was bright blue and the other olive green.
“You’re too smooth by half, Bill Weasley,” Tonks muttered, catching her breath as he moved his hips.
“But that’s why you love me, right?”
“Don’t think I ever said anything about love…..”
Finis
Well? Love it, hate it? Let me know!
Author: FitzsFool
Rating: R for sexual situations/swearing
Pairing: Tonks/Bill
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, de dum de dum, never were!
Summary: Metamorphmagi can be mighty touchy..
“Make them blue,” Bill begged, hands on her hips as she sat astride his hips.
With a sigh and an eye roll, Tonks resolutely swung her leg over his body and peeled herself off of him.
“No,” she replied over her shoulder at a slightly stunned Bill, “I will not turn my eyes blue. I won’t turn them green, I won’t turn them fucking pink.” Picking up her robes, she shrugged into them and turned to face him, hands on hips. “My hair is staying brown, my eyes are staying brown and my tits are staying this exact size.”
“But…” Bill spluttered, gathering the sheet around his hips and kneeling up on the bed, “You don’t normally mind…”
“Well, I mind today. Every time we’ve done this I’ve had to change something. Longer hair, shorter hair, bigger feet for the love of Merlin. Enough is enough, Bill, if you want me you get me. Me, not Fleur Delacour, not Hermione Granger, me.”
Bill relaxed back onto his haunches and smiled.
“I don’t see what’s so bloody funny,” Tonks snapped, buttoning up her gaping robe and glaring.
“You honestly think I’m imagining other women when I’m in bed with you?”
“You aren’t?” Tonks replied with a snort.
“No, I’m not.” The smile was getting wider, and Bill relaxed back against the headboard with his hands linked behind his head.
“So the “bigger nipples, Tonks, smaller ears, Tonks!” is what, exactly?”
“You really don’t know?”
“I wouldn’t be bloody well asking if I knew, would I?”
“You look very, very sexy when you change. Your nose screws up and you look exactly like you look when you.. well…”
“When I what?” Tonks’ bad mood had long since evaporated, and she was enjoying this new game.
“When you come,” Bill said simply, leaning forward and grabbing a fistful of her robes.
Tonks allowed herself to be pulled closer, half closing her eyes and running her tongue over her lips. “I look like that when I come?”
“Mm-hmm,” Bill replied, fingers busily undoing her buttons.
“And you still want to shag me?” She teased, brushing his fingers out of the way and quickly undoing her robes.
“Oh, yes.”
“You wanted them blue, right?” Tonks asked, straddling his hips and screwing up her nose.
“Any colour you want is fine with me,” Bill replied, touching her nose delicately with a fingertip.
Tonks opened up her eyes to reveal that one was bright blue and the other olive green.
“You’re too smooth by half, Bill Weasley,” Tonks muttered, catching her breath as he moved his hips.
“But that’s why you love me, right?”
“Don’t think I ever said anything about love…..”
Finis
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