SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

[hp_sucks]

YOU ALL SUCK! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! LUNATICS! LUNATICS I TELL YOU!!!

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[lonestarkate]

OMG!!! It's the mythical love child of hpfan_grudges and fandom_bitch!!!

Foretold by legend, dismissed by fandom, BOW BEFORE S/HE/IT/THEM, FOOLISH MORTALS!! YOU ARE ALL PLEBES!!!!

...and now back to your regular programme.

[starrysummer]

ooo, good call. I'll have to work that into the trollslash I'm meaning to write.

[lonestarkate]

Thanks. Trollslash: theirloveissoannoying

[hp_sucks]

Make sure you include my parents! They started the whole troll love child trend.

[lonestarkate]

That's what you think, plebe.

[hp_sucks]

Just to tell you, there is actually two of us. Keruri and Tora-Tzionne.

[lonestarkate]

Just to tell you, you've been using the singular.

[hp_sucks]

Just to tell you, I know. I thought it would one of those plot twist where you find out there is more.

[hpfan_grudges]

Gotta love Mira. Have it from a good source that she goes around death-curse.com terrorizing the teenies about their grammar, all the while using 'got' as present tense.

[hpfan_grudges]

And what was your preferred spelling of 'underwear' again?

[hp_sucks]

Funny. I thought I was the love child of Fandom Bitch and Myballshurt! I need to take a DNA test.

Mommy! Daddy! Who are you?

[lonestarkate]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. fandom_bitch's bitch is myballshurt. Your mama is hpfan_grudges.

And I'd suggest an IQ test before the DNA, if I didn't know the IQ'd come back negative.

[hp_sucks]

I wasn't aware that making a livejournal like everyone else to voice my opinion on something suddenly made my IQ drop to the negatives.

News to me.

[lonestarkate]

Oh, not all. Troll journals, on the other hand, obivously.

Unless, of course, we are blind and cannot see that you are not a troll. In which case, if you are serious, you've picked a bad way to go about doing things.

[hp_sucks]

Well, quite obviously, you are blind, but perhaps all you need is a new lens prescription. What other way are we supposed to go?

And I prefer the term 'shit disturber' myself.

[lonestarkate]

So then, you are a troll.

...
I just quoted the Bible at a troll.