Stamped as Barty Crouch, Jr. and Lavender Brown // Sorting Theme
Name: Tyler
Age: Nineteen
Gender: Physically female, mentally questionable.
About You
Describe your personality: Analytical Thinker, INFJ, a terrible geek what comes to movies and just plain weird. I have the habit of being a bit of a smartass at times, and I'm one of those people who imagine they possess some sort of artistic talent. My friends have said I have got just the perfect personality to trap my interest for long periods of time, I don't like to tell people everything, I'm addictive and totally someone who walks her own way, totally awesome, real but also kind of reserved and sweet, but totally badass, and this one also made the rest of the year for me: You have a mind of your own, you're not some sheep who cares too much about what other people think of her. Not to mention champagnexdream's comment: You remind me of Steve Buscemi in general.
Positive qualities: Weird, insane, imaginative, geeky, curious without being nosy, intuitive, smart, sweet, private, observing, comfortable/confident with self, able to have fun alone, obsessive/passionate about interests, knows what they don't want, stubborn, able to say 'no'.
Negative qualities: Paranoid, bitter, snarky, loner by choice, neurotic, smartass, procrastinator, forgetful, focuses on fantasy more than reality, easily annoyed, easily distracted, short-tempered, materialistic, filthy-minded, foul-mouthed, impatient, picky, homicidal, harsh, easily bored.
Neutral qualities: I'm not going to put anything in this field. I do see the gray areas between black and white, but I have no problem whatsoever with sorting my personality qualities into positive and negative ones. Also, I think it's not the traits that defines a person the most, it's whether the person themself considers them positive or negative. Take a look at my positive qualities, for example. I don't think most people would consider "weird" and "insane" positive qualities now, would they?
Likes: Movies, food, literature, video games, noses, imagination, flea markets, horror stories, accents, rain, photography, walking, piercings, the color orange, supernatural things, phobias, personality disorders, mental disorders, serial killers, insanity, boxers, shotglasses, Norse mythology, hats, common sense, having a good conversation [not talking].
Dislikes/Pet Peeves: Homophobes, discrimination, alcohol, children, being/feeling sick, loud people, loudness in general, herd people, pain, throwing up, fainting, lack of sleep, sleeping late, not being listened to, cell phones, heat, being taken for granted, being the center of attention, gossip, when people don't use common sense, veins, the sound of someone filing their nails, most things that have more than four legs, summer nights.
Strengths: All the positive qualities listed above; I know quite a lot about movies, my English is pretty good, thinking.
Weaknesses: All the negative qualities listed above; deadlines [I either scrap up something at the last minute or fail miserably or even both], cursing, talking with people I don't know and anything with mozzarella cheese in it [it's too damn good], thinking too much.
This or That
Optimistic or Pessimistic: Pessimistic.
Realistic or Idealistic: Idealistic, love/hate relationship with realism.
Introverted or Extroverted: Introverted, but I have my moments.
Brave or Safe: Safe, unfortunately. I wish I was braver.
Selfish or Selfless: Selfish and not ashamed to admit it.
Stoic or Emotional: I'd say I'm an odd mix what comes to this one.
Trusting or Cynical: Cynical.
Brains or Brawn: I have only brains but I believe you need both.
Cheerful or Melancholy: Cheerful on the outside, at least most of the time. Prone to bouts of melancholy.
Impulsive or Cautious: Tentatively impulsive.
Modest or Vain: Ugh, neither.
Independent or Dependent: An independent person who has to depend on other people on some things and can't stand it.
Uptight or Laidback: It.. varies. xD I can be very "you decide, I don't care one way or another" when I really don't care one way or another, but I tend to be pretty obsessive/neurotic at times as well.
Funny or Serious: I seem like more of a fun person but I'm actually pretty damn serious.
Harry Potter
You have to venture deep into the Forbidden Forest one night. Pick one Harry Potter character other than Hagrid and one object (muggle or magical), besides your wand, that you'd want with you. Is it full moon? If it's not, I'd definitely take Lupin with me simply because he'd definitely know how to survive in the Forest and I think we'd probably get along pretty well. He's such an intelligent and charming man and I'm sure we wouldn't run out of things to discuss. He also reminds me so much of this teacher I had in the sixth grade who was smart, funny and friendly. He was the kind of teacher you could look up to, both as a teacher and a person.
However, if it was full moon I obviously wouldn't pick Lupin since I think he'd be more dangerous than any of the creatures in the Forest. That's why I have to list a second pick here which is Alastor Moody. He might not be as much fun to be around to as Lupin but he's a man who knows what he's doing and also does it. Sure, he might actually be more interested in finding the most dangerous creatures in the Forest than running away from them, but if we were to run into any of them I highly doubt he'd let them eat me.
What comes to the object I'd definitely pick a flashlight. I don't have a super long explanation for that one. It's just common sense, really - it's night and you're sent to a creepy dark forest so you need some source of light, and even though you could use Lumos spell to create light, unlike with your wand with the flashlight you could also bash some of the smaller dangerous critters of the forest in the head if they get too close.
Which HP character do you indentify with most and why? Can I just say how much I hate questions like this? There is never one single character I relate to pretty well, there's always several different characters I relate to in different ways and I'm not going to list every single one of them.
I think the closest fit is Barty Crouch, Jr., and since I've been stamped as him over here and at hh_stamping it seems like I'm not alone with that thought. The main reason is the fact he's obviously insane and personally I find it so damn easier to relate to a complete nutcase than someone normal. I find reasons behind their actions and the way they are a lot more rational than the reasoning behind a sane character's actions and personality. He's intelligent and manipulative and had no trouble with pretending to be Moody for several months. I also relate to Barty, Jr. because of his family - I've always felt his father neglected him more or less and I still am pretty bitter about the fact my parents didn't and still don't [at least in my opinion] pay as much attention to me as they do to my older sister. Unlike him if I'd be in the Wizarding World I wouldn't have been a follower of Voldemort, but I can easily see why he chose that path - his father didn't accept him, he found someone who did. I mean, seriously, all the poor guy would've needed was a huge and/or "I love you" every now and then.
What would you see if you looked into the Mirror of Erised? I honestly am not able to give a proper answer to this question because while I am aware of the one thing I want the most, it's way too personal for me to be willing to share with people I don't know. [Though, my biggest wish isn't exactly that difficult to figure out, you just have to use your brains a bit.] Therefore I'm going to be extremely lame and say I'd see myself working in my dream occupation which is writing, directing and acting in horrible B-Class horror films. I can't really reason why except that movies are the biggest love and passion of my life and I have a soft spot for most things that are associated with movies. I am the kind of person who doesn't do something they don't want to do, so I am more than sure I couldn't be truly happy if I had to work somewhere else besides movie industry.
If you had the opportunity to live forever, but your family and friends did not, what would you choose? I would definitely pick living forever. Death, or more accurately dying and what happens after you die, is one of my biggest phobias because if there is one thing no living person knows the accurate answer to is what happens after you die. The feeling of not knowing is easily one of the most miserable and frightening feelings I know, and while I am a curious person what comes to death I don't want to know the answer, at least not by experiencing it personally. Death is so definite, and I truly wish there is life after death. Also, I have no problem with admitting that I am a selfish person and I am also a bit of a misanthrope. I do care deeply about people who are close to me but I find it extremely difficult to truly actually like someone, so I would have very little or maybe even no trouble at all with having to leave them behind. Even if they wouldn't get to come with me, at least I'd have the memories.
And by the way, in my book "living forever" doesn't equal "being immortal". If I'd ever get over my fear of death and got too sick of life or living with myself or the world, I think I'd figure out a way to get rid of myself.
If you lived in the wizarding world, what profession would you choose? I considered wandmaker or a broom-maker because I like doing things with my hands and either of those two seem quite practical jobs with not much paperwork but after putting some thought into it I think they wouldn't be too good choices 'cause I get bored way too easily. So I'm going to be boring and open up a shop at Diagon Alley. It would be similar to second-hand bookstores except I wouldn't just sell books there but anything I can think of, both magical and muggle items. I think it would be a pretty ideal job for me - even though owning a second-hand bookstore isn't the number one job I have in real life, it's certainly something I could enjoy because it's an indepented job where I get a lot of alone time but I could also easily obsess over my interests with my regular customers. Oh yeah, and I also love organizing, so I could easily spend hours in the store just by doing that.
That would be just my main job, of course - like I said I get bored way too easily and I can't imagine even sticking to things I love for too long. I think I'd also preoccupy myself a lot with numerous little jobs, like by taking photographs and selling them. Nothing gossipy though, just simple photos of nature and such. I wouldn't rule out the option of me being an amateur magizoologist either.
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