Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes?

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I think I laughed myself silly over this.

Seriously, how thick d'you have to be to believe you're going to receive HPDH as an email attachment???

Cripes, folks. Just want for the fucking book.

I suspect a dastardly half-blood Death Eater computer geek pretending he's a pureblood is the culprit.