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Apr 17, 2008 19:33

Five things you'd be terrified to admit if you were slipped veritaserum.

1. I was the one that put a ding in Uncle Bastian's camaro. Alec only confessed cause I was already in trouble for breaking curfew.

2. I complain about it when it comes time to take the family photograph...but secretly I love my tartan.

3. Last summer I didn't have an accident on my broom. Someone got grabby and I fell trying to put some distance between us. I lied because...Hi, you've met my family right? Besides, I think the hex I gave him for boils on his genitals was enough to teach him some manners.

4. When I was sorted Ravenclaw I was kind of disappointed not to be Gryffindor. (Especially since Alec was such a jerk about it)

5. Ever since I was a first year when people try and sneak me extra food I transfigure it into napkins. That's why there are always more napkins at the Weasleys than there were when I got there. Same with Aunt Iz. I EAT! I do! But Uncle Harry and Hermione have Ron for their Weasley food buddy and all the good ones are taken so I don't have anybody to eat all my extra!
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