Title: or Why Harry Potter Should Just STFU
Rating: Hard PG
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Category: Action, Humour, Crackish
Warnings: Violence, Swearing, a little People Maiming and a lot of Zombie Gore
Summary: Zombie fun ensues when Harry tempts the fates into toying with the trio.
Hermione really could just kick Harry in the teeth sometimes.