Halloween Gift for rzzmg
Gift for: rzzmg
From: nimrod_9
Title: Three Isn’t a Crowd
Pairing: Hermione/Charlie with a side of Pansy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not blonde, no money and no Scottish castle
Summary: A weekend at the spa interrupted by Zombies!
Notes: Mozak = brains in Croatian (according to Google). Many thanks to the mods for running this again!
A weekend at a Croatian spa including the promise of a threesome with Hermione and her boyfriend had rapidly lost its luster upon their arrival. The place was overrun with Zombies, of all things. Pansy considered her apparition exit strategy, while Hermione and Charlie whispered attack plans as they all huddled behind the low wall surrounding the pool area. Mozak, mozak or maybe it was just moaning that echoed against the concrete and tile.
“Let’s just get out of here,” Pansy hissed.
“No, we have a plan,” Hermione countered.
“Listen,” Hermione demanded.
Pansy listened with half an ear. When Charlie was finished she asked, “Can’t we just leave them and find another spa?”
Her companions looked at her aghast. Right, ‘Save the World’ Gryffindors. “How do we cause a diversion?”
“I’m not Fred and George Weasley’s older brother for nothing,” Charlie winked.
“Extension charms done.” Hermione noted. “Do you have it,” She eyed Pansy.
“Diversion, run for the cabana, Zombies enter cabana we apparate out, each casting a reducto from a different side. Viola!”
“Then I come in with that slab table and flatten the thing,” Charlie added.
“Seems like overkill,” Pansy mumbled.
“With Zombies you always double-tap,” Charlie grinned.