Drunk Haze
Okay so tjis is my first fic so i apoligize in advance if i suck, i accept criticism and i would like to tell you that this is unbetaed and that english is not my first language
“Why is there an elephant sitting in my head?” was the first thought that went through Andrea Sach’s head when she woke up. She tried opening her eyes, but that hurt too much, so she just decided to take a moment to try and figure out what to do. She tried remembering the events of the night before but the only thing things she could remember were the fact that she had gone to one of James Holt’s parties to get his new design for Miranda, then she decided, against her better judgement to drink the punch. After that everything just became one big blur.
Her deep thoughts were interrupted by a warm and delicate hand coming to rest on her bare chest, her bare chest, how the heck didn’t she noticed that she was completely naked ?
‘For bloody sakes Andre go to sleep I can hear you thinking’
Was that…. No it couldn’t be… That accent….
`Which part of go to sleep did you no understand? ‘
“Oh my god, what have I done . I slept with… No freaking way” After hearing the voice of the person that was next to her Andy started to remember the previous night, yet she could not figure out what the hell was the woman doing in her bed.
Emily arrived at the party 20 minutes after her and she had gone to speak to Andy , who at that point was already a little bit tipsy, surprisingly they talked for a good half an hour before Emily started to get tipsy and Andy started to become completely wasted. After 2 hours the everybody started leaving, so the two assistants decide, in a drunk haze, to go to a club 2 blocks away from Andy’s house.
Since they were completely drunk , they decided to just walk from the Upper East Side all the way to the Lower East where Andy lived. The thing was that Emily was a very talkative drunk, and she also swore like a sailor so that created quite a bit of trouble on the way.
“ I bloody fuckin love America!!!!!!”
“Emily shut up or America will shut it for you”
“Andy that doesn’t make any bloody sense”
“Well… in my head it did, so shut the fuck up”
After walking for almost 30 minutes and finding themselves going nowhere they just decided to take a cab. Well Emily decided to take a cab, claiming that “ My shoes are too freaking expensive to just walk around”. Andrea being the stubborn person that she was ( a trait that amplified 10 times when she was drunk ) , decided to go home walking. This idea however was short lived when a black car stopped next to her.
“ Dear god Andrea, are you completely incapable of taking orders? Go. To. Sleep”
But Andy just turned around and stared at the woman
“ Miranda what the hell are you doing im my bed?”
“Hmmmm, How soon we forget”
Miranda Priestly was not having a good night. Her daughters were with their father this weekend so she was all alone in that huge house; the Book had as many mistakes as it could have, and to top it all of she hadn’t seen Andrea all day.
Yes , the Dragon Lady had a crush on her second assistant. Well, not just a crush more like an undying love. After Paris, she had saw something on the young woman; she had left and come back with an apology on her lips that was so sincere that Miranda could not help but forgive her. Not that she said that out loud of course. She had just made a scathing comment and moved on like nothing happened, but
everything was changed , at least for her.
When they got back to New York , Miranda started feeling this strange need to be close to Andrea. Somehow the presence of the young woman calmed her when she was having a bas day, and for some strange unknown reason she felt completely safe around the girl. She felt like nothing could ever hurt her. She wanted that feeling more often, so she made her personal goal to be as close to Andrea as possible without anyone noticing, not even said girl.
But today was a bad day, she had way too many meetings and Andrea had a lot of outer office errands so she barely saw the girl. That made her completely stressed , and the best thing to do when she was feeling like this was to take a ride in the car, so she called Roy to pick her up, even though she knew it was some late ( or early) hour in the morning. On the ride to clear her thought, she ended up seeing the exact reason for her inner conflicts, completely inebriated and walking aimlessly around the strrets of the Upper East Side. She asked Roy to stop the car and she opened the door
“ Andrea?”
“Miranda? What are you doing here at this hour?”
“ I could ask you the same thing”
“Oh you know, I’m just walking around, trying to find my way home, or some sexy lady to take me to hers”
She had no idea why, but when Andrea said those words she got some incredible urge to just say `Well you found your lady, lets go’, she didn’t actually realized that she said those words out loud until after Andrea looked at her and said
“You know, there’s nothing else I’d rather do”
And that’s how Andy Sachs found herself on Miranda Priestly’s bed completely naked , and amazingly happy
“So no regrets about last night?”
“Honestly Andre, do you think that if I had any regrets I would still be here right now, or better yet that you would still be here?”
Miranda said those words with a smile that completely took the seriousness of the phrase, and Andy could do nothing but smile and kiss her in that delicious mouth of hers. Miranda kissed back with the same passion, but she soon broke the kiss saying
“As much as I would love to continue this I think that you completely wore me down last night and since we did not had that much sleep,
due to your lack of competence in following orders simple as stop thinking, I believe it would be in our best interest to sleep. We can do that later”
“ Can we Miranda?”
“You didn’t honestly believe I would let you go did you?”
“Just asking Britain, no need to get upset.”
“Britain?”
“Yeah, I loved your accent when we woke up”
“I do not have an accent , I lost that years ago”
“Sure you did”
And with that they both went to sleep content that the person in their arms was not going to leave. Ever.
“Why is there an elephant sitting in my head?” was the first thought that went through Andrea Sach’s head when she woke up. She tried opening her eyes, but that hurt too much, so she just decided to take a moment to try and figure out what to do. She tried remembering the events of the night before but the only thing things she could remember were the fact that she had gone to one of James Holt’s parties to get his new design for Miranda, then she decided, against her better judgement to drink the punch. After that everything just became one big blur.
Her deep thoughts were interrupted by a warm and delicate hand coming to rest on her bare chest, her bare chest, how the heck didn’t she noticed that she was completely naked ?
‘For bloody sakes Andre go to sleep I can hear you thinking’
Was that…. No it couldn’t be… That accent….
`Which part of go to sleep did you no understand? ‘
“Oh my god, what have I done . I slept with… No freaking way” After hearing the voice of the person that was next to her Andy started to remember the previous night, yet she could not figure out what the hell was the woman doing in her bed.
Emily arrived at the party 20 minutes after her and she had gone to speak to Andy , who at that point was already a little bit tipsy, surprisingly they talked for a good half an hour before Emily started to get tipsy and Andy started to become completely wasted. After 2 hours the everybody started leaving, so the two assistants decide, in a drunk haze, to go to a club 2 blocks away from Andy’s house.
Since they were completely drunk , they decided to just walk from the Upper East Side all the way to the Lower East where Andy lived. The thing was that Emily was a very talkative drunk, and she also swore like a sailor so that created quite a bit of trouble on the way.
“ I bloody fuckin love America!!!!!!”
“Emily shut up or America will shut it for you”
“Andy that doesn’t make any bloody sense”
“Well… in my head it did, so shut the fuck up”
After walking for almost 30 minutes and finding themselves going nowhere they just decided to take a cab. Well Emily decided to take a cab, claiming that “ My shoes are too freaking expensive to just walk around”. Andrea being the stubborn person that she was ( a trait that amplified 10 times when she was drunk ) , decided to go home walking. This idea however was short lived when a black car stopped next to her.
“ Dear god Andrea, are you completely incapable of taking orders? Go. To. Sleep”
But Andy just turned around and stared at the woman
“ Miranda what the hell are you doing im my bed?”
“Hmmmm, How soon we forget”
Miranda Priestly was not having a good night. Her daughters were with their father this weekend so she was all alone in that huge house; the Book had as many mistakes as it could have, and to top it all of she hadn’t seen Andrea all day.
Yes , the Dragon Lady had a crush on her second assistant. Well, not just a crush more like an undying love. After Paris, she had saw something on the young woman; she had left and come back with an apology on her lips that was so sincere that Miranda could not help but forgive her. Not that she said that out loud of course. She had just made a scathing comment and moved on like nothing happened, but
everything was changed , at least for her.
When they got back to New York , Miranda started feeling this strange need to be close to Andrea. Somehow the presence of the young woman calmed her when she was having a bas day, and for some strange unknown reason she felt completely safe around the girl. She felt like nothing could ever hurt her. She wanted that feeling more often, so she made her personal goal to be as close to Andrea as possible without anyone noticing, not even said girl.
But today was a bad day, she had way too many meetings and Andrea had a lot of outer office errands so she barely saw the girl. That made her completely stressed , and the best thing to do when she was feeling like this was to take a ride in the car, so she called Roy to pick her up, even though she knew it was some late ( or early) hour in the morning. On the ride to clear her thought, she ended up seeing the exact reason for her inner conflicts, completely inebriated and walking aimlessly around the strrets of the Upper East Side. She asked Roy to stop the car and she opened the door
“ Andrea?”
“Miranda? What are you doing here at this hour?”
“ I could ask you the same thing”
“Oh you know, I’m just walking around, trying to find my way home, or some sexy lady to take me to hers”
She had no idea why, but when Andrea said those words she got some incredible urge to just say `Well you found your lady, lets go’, she didn’t actually realized that she said those words out loud until after Andrea looked at her and said
“You know, there’s nothing else I’d rather do”
And that’s how Andy Sachs found herself on Miranda Priestly’s bed completely naked , and amazingly happy
“So no regrets about last night?”
“Honestly Andre, do you think that if I had any regrets I would still be here right now, or better yet that you would still be here?”
Miranda said those words with a smile that completely took the seriousness of the phrase, and Andy could do nothing but smile and kiss her in that delicious mouth of hers. Miranda kissed back with the same passion, but she soon broke the kiss saying
“As much as I would love to continue this I think that you completely wore me down last night and since we did not had that much sleep,
due to your lack of competence in following orders simple as stop thinking, I believe it would be in our best interest to sleep. We can do that later”
“ Can we Miranda?”
“You didn’t honestly believe I would let you go did you?”
“Just asking Britain, no need to get upset.”
“Britain?”
“Yeah, I loved your accent when we woke up”
“I do not have an accent , I lost that years ago”
“Sure you did”
And with that they both went to sleep content that the person in their arms was not going to leave. Ever.