YES...YES...the day you have all been waiting for... the BAND POEM has arrived!
BAND POEM
Dorkestra would often say Band is stupid, Band is gay
But the truth is, you see, it is the other way
How can Dorkestra parade around thinking they're so cool
When everytime they have a concert they torture the whole school
Band admits that we are geeks
but Dorkestra, well they are freaks
Dorkestras like throw up, poision ivy, and hell
While Band is like Bob Dole, heaven, and a pretty bell
Dorkestra music is evil, while Band music is sweet and sound
If I had to listen to Dorkestra, I'd rather scrape my teeth across the ground
Band, Geeks have fun, we know how to partay
Dorkestra just likes to sit around and be really gay
At band concerts the music is lively and the auditorium is full,
Yet at Dorkestra concerts the auditorium is empty and the music is dull
Which is better I ask you
Its like eating cheese or stepping in poo
Come on now Mrs. Dye
They have Afro Moose, with that Afro she could poke out an eye!
Band music is what you hear in wonderful dreams
I hear Dorkestra in nightmares which make it even worse you see
When you say band you wound whity
Dorkestra is more like a potty word like ass or shity
The more instruments the better is what I say
Dorkestra has 4 insturments- that equals gay
Band is a lot like cheese cubes and goodness
While Dorkestra like a big stinky poo poo mess
It takes no talent to put a bow on a string
Yet, playing any band instrument is a hard thing
Band people live life to the fullest
Dorkestra people live it duller that the dullest
We can say penis, we ponder, and we have a sign
Dorkestra people are snotty and they complain and wine
Band people have friends and buds
Dorkestra people have no friends and they're fudy duds
Violins soulnd like birds trying to crap out their wings
Clarinets and Trumpets sound like beautiful things
Violias sound gritty
and flutes sound pretty
Dorkestra people have no dignity or class
I say we bust a cap on their ass
Band people are united forever
Dorkestra can't even play together
We giggle, and chuckel and we yell
Dorkestra is gay and brings hell
So as class is almost over and the poems almost at an end
Dont be in Dorkestra be in band and I will be your friend
Dorkestra equals pain and band equals bliss
Yes decriminations' bad but not the kind like this
I'd like to end my peom by saying to you
Dorkestra's gay and Band Geeks are cool
yes...I still know you and cool don't rhyme... but you can SUCK IT!
ID LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS COPY PASTED VERSION OF THE BAND POEM TO JASON, ROMAN, JOLEEN, AND CATHY! PS: TO ALL YOU KIDS WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BAND POEM... I WROTE IT IN 8TH GRADE! YAY!
Dorkestra would often say Band is stupid, Band is gay
But the truth is, you see, it is the other way
How can Dorkestra parade around thinking they're so cool
When everytime they have a concert they torture the whole school
Band admits that we are geeks
but Dorkestra, well they are freaks
Dorkestras like throw up, poision ivy, and hell
While Band is like Bob Dole, heaven, and a pretty bell
Dorkestra music is evil, while Band music is sweet and sound
If I had to listen to Dorkestra, I'd rather scrape my teeth across the ground
Band, Geeks have fun, we know how to partay
Dorkestra just likes to sit around and be really gay
At band concerts the music is lively and the auditorium is full,
Yet at Dorkestra concerts the auditorium is empty and the music is dull
Which is better I ask you
Its like eating cheese or stepping in poo
Come on now Mrs. Dye
They have Afro Moose, with that Afro she could poke out an eye!
Band music is what you hear in wonderful dreams
I hear Dorkestra in nightmares which make it even worse you see
When you say band you wound whity
Dorkestra is more like a potty word like ass or shity
The more instruments the better is what I say
Dorkestra has 4 insturments- that equals gay
Band is a lot like cheese cubes and goodness
While Dorkestra like a big stinky poo poo mess
It takes no talent to put a bow on a string
Yet, playing any band instrument is a hard thing
Band people live life to the fullest
Dorkestra people live it duller that the dullest
We can say penis, we ponder, and we have a sign
Dorkestra people are snotty and they complain and wine
Band people have friends and buds
Dorkestra people have no friends and they're fudy duds
Violins soulnd like birds trying to crap out their wings
Clarinets and Trumpets sound like beautiful things
Violias sound gritty
and flutes sound pretty
Dorkestra people have no dignity or class
I say we bust a cap on their ass
Band people are united forever
Dorkestra can't even play together
We giggle, and chuckel and we yell
Dorkestra is gay and brings hell
So as class is almost over and the poems almost at an end
Dont be in Dorkestra be in band and I will be your friend
Dorkestra equals pain and band equals bliss
Yes decriminations' bad but not the kind like this
I'd like to end my peom by saying to you
Dorkestra's gay and Band Geeks are cool
yes...I still know you and cool don't rhyme... but you can SUCK IT!
ID LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS COPY PASTED VERSION OF THE BAND POEM TO JASON, ROMAN, JOLEEN, AND CATHY! PS: TO ALL YOU KIDS WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BAND POEM... I WROTE IT IN 8TH GRADE! YAY!