*runs in late again*
Little Willy with a shout
Gouged the baby's eyeballs out
Stamped on them to make them pop
Until Mother warned him, "Willy, STOP!"
Okay, it occurs to me, that I may have to explain these.
1. No, I didn't write these. At least not most of the ones I will be posting over the next month.
2. You know how people have family stories and such? My family used to tell these. Gotta love that. Deliciously morbid....
3. I've done research before on them the original poem/author wrote it, like, 100 years ago...and people loved it so much, they started writing their own.
4. A few years ago, I collected a bunch of these and sent them on to my family, my work was appreciated.
5. These are supposed to be funny in that, OMG, I'm not sure I was supposed to laugh at that way...
With that, GO WILLY!!!
Gouged the baby's eyeballs out
Stamped on them to make them pop
Until Mother warned him, "Willy, STOP!"
Okay, it occurs to me, that I may have to explain these.
1. No, I didn't write these. At least not most of the ones I will be posting over the next month.
2. You know how people have family stories and such? My family used to tell these. Gotta love that. Deliciously morbid....
3. I've done research before on them the original poem/author wrote it, like, 100 years ago...and people loved it so much, they started writing their own.
4. A few years ago, I collected a bunch of these and sent them on to my family, my work was appreciated.
5. These are supposed to be funny in that, OMG, I'm not sure I was supposed to laugh at that way...
With that, GO WILLY!!!