DLLAnon

May 23, 2005 12:06

Title: DLLAnon
House: Ravenclaw
Characters: Voldemort, Ursula, Hexxus(is that how you spell it?), Darth Vader, Cruella Deville and Jumba with a mention of Dumbledore.
Crossover: The Little mermaid, Ferngully, Lilo & Stich, A series of Unforturate Events and Star Wars... I think that's it.

I can’t believe Dumbledore is making me do this!
I obviously don’t belong here.
I mean look at these people!
There are thirteen people in the circle, and each one is stranger then the last.
There’s a lady in a kiddie pool who looks like her mother had an affair with the giant squid.
Next to her is a tall creepy man with an unibrow playing with matches.
A man in billowing robes sits beside him sounding like he desperately needs an oxygen tank.
Another women in a long fur coat keeps going around the circle asking about puppies while next to her a being of skeletal smoke sings about toxic love.
A big purple man with four eyes loudly clears his throat.
“Ok, we will now be beginning the meeting. Who will be liking to go first? Tom?
Relucenly I stand.
“Hello, my name is Vol-“
“No aliases.”
Ooh, if only looks could kill.
“Hello, my name is Tom and I am a villain.”
“Hello, Tom!”
Kill me now.
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