Pinocchio goes to Hogwarts
Title: Pinocchio goes to Hogwarts (aka "And you call them clever")
House: Hufflepuff
Word Count: Words says 100.
Character: The Marauders. Featuring Pinocchio!Remus.
Authors Notes: Challenge #34: Happily Ever After
Oh, and another thing: this is really stupid.
Even a good liar runs out of excuses, after two years.
And usually good liars don't have magical noses to deal with.
Especially when said noses are used to lengthen with every lie told, therefore after every full moon.
By the end of the second year, it was a mystery how the other three hadn't figured anything out earlier.
"Remus, we have to talk."
And about time, too.
"Why didn't you tell us sooner?"
I'm the big bad wolf, which one of you will play Little Riding Hood?
"Why in hell did you use an Engorgement Charm on your nose??"
House: Hufflepuff
Word Count: Words says 100.
Character: The Marauders. Featuring Pinocchio!Remus.
Authors Notes: Challenge #34: Happily Ever After
Oh, and another thing: this is really stupid.
Even a good liar runs out of excuses, after two years.
And usually good liars don't have magical noses to deal with.
Especially when said noses are used to lengthen with every lie told, therefore after every full moon.
By the end of the second year, it was a mystery how the other three hadn't figured anything out earlier.
"Remus, we have to talk."
And about time, too.
"Why didn't you tell us sooner?"
I'm the big bad wolf, which one of you will play Little Riding Hood?
"Why in hell did you use an Engorgement Charm on your nose??"