Title: Calm
House: Ravenclaw
Challenge: Top
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Remus and Sirius
Author's Notes: I come bearing two Remus/Sirius drabbles, after a long absence. This first one takes place during their Hogwarts years, obviously; sometimes, Sirius' pranks turn out less well than he would hope.
Calm. I am calm.
“I’m going to kill you, Sirius. Painfully.”
See? No yelling.
He’s making the ‘Oh, Moony, you love me and will therefore forgive me anything’ face. Bloody bastard.
“It was an accident! I was aiming for Snivellus!”
Breathe, Remus. Do not kill him.
“I am now a horrid shade of orange, Sirius. Orange. What in Merlin’s name were you thinking?”
He bites his lip. “Red and gold make orange? House pride?”
“I hate you.”
He pouts.
“Not going to work. Currently you top the list of people I hate.”
“I’ll give you my good chocolate…”
“…You’re forgiven.”
Title: Taking Turns
House: Ravenclaw
Challenge: Top
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Author's Notes: A typical night at Chez Lupin-Black; set immediately post-Hogwarts.
It’s odd that someone our age pouts like a child when he wants something; still, it is Sirius, so perhaps not so odd.
“But Moony, it’s my turn!”
I roll my eyes. “Sirius, as disturbing as you treating our sex life like we were small children is, I’ll remind you that you topped last night, and tonight is therefore my turn.”
“Moony, we were pissed. Everyone knows drunken sex doesn’t count. Therefore: it’s still my turn.”
“…Now you’re just making things up.”
He grins. “Well, yes.” A beat. “But I’m still topping tonight.”
“Fine. But tomorrow, your ass is mine.”