Chains, Spinning On That Dizzy Edge, Fact: Thing You Can't Deny, Feel That Magic In Your Hand

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Title: Chains
House: Hufflepuff
WC: 100
Rating: PG-16
Character/Paring: Sybil/Argus

My dearest Argus,
I hate to be the one to say this but I fear that as far as relationships go, this one is destined for doom. (Believe me, I know!) You and I being together just does not add up. I have done the numerology, I have studied the charts, I have watched with open eyes waiting for any kind of sign that this might work. 
But alas!
I am afraid that now is the time to end this.
Yours,
Sybil

Sybil,
Screw the charts.
You like punishment?
I have chains.
Lovely dirty, filthy chains.
Dungeons, eight thirty.
Argus

Title: Spinning On That Dizzy Edge
House: Hufflepuff
WC: 100
Rating: G
Character/Pairing: Hermione/Draco

She had tried to put it down on paper.
But Draco Malfoy was not meant to be put down on paper.
No matter how she rearranged the numbers, ordered the facts or listed the figures.
He was never going to fit into any kind of equation.
She felt someone breathe down her neck.
Shivers were sent scurrying down her spine.
Were the numbers meant to whirl around like that?
She could feel a body leaning over her, pressing against her.
A pale arm extended down to the papers in front of her.
"Hermione, you've messed up the positives and negatives."

Title: Fact: Thing You Can't Deny
House: Hufflepuff
WC: 100
Rating: G
Character/Pairing: Dudley

Maths had never been one of his strengths. Anything that mixed numbers and letters really just wasn't worth Dudley's time. So when Piers started describing his girlfriend in relation to a maths equation, Dudley was beyond help.
"Its like one plus one equals two. The x factor, its the missing link. Its like I'm eight and there's a thirty two out there somewhere, but I just need the x, the four. And that's her. She's my four." Piers gestured wildly.
Dudley didn't get it.
Wasn't she sixteen?
"That's what you're missing, Big D. Your four." Piers told him.
Dudley nodded.

Title: Feel That Magic In Your Hand
House: Hufflepuff
WC: 100
Rating: G
Character/Pairing: Xenophilius

"Gurdyroot plus Yidderel equals Yidderroot."
Xenophilius smiled at his daughter. Singing the good old Rules Of The Roots, just like he had done once upon a time. 
Her blonde hair was swept up off her face in a messy bun. Beautiful. So like her mother.
"Crundle powder should never be mixed with Thyagle Flower."
He supposed he should tell her one day. 
About her mother's accident. 
Could he brake her frail world?
Surely Crumple Horned Snorcacks were better?
The girl tucked a strand of hair behind her ears.
"Martle plus Root of Werckle is the same as Huddinger and Adumly."